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That,s very funny Granny, made me laugh!
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Is this granny suggesting a "granny gangbang" ?????
Be careful what you suggest granny. Lots of love bonnie xx
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Well, he's either been frightened off, or got fed up waiting for the ideal offer  The offer expires at midnight.
Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect.
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You would be of no use to him Granny, you won't fit in his pocket  Clyde
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Grannies' comment was to Simon ... and the fleshlight certainly doesn't fit in a pocket ... It's huge !!! posted at 23:54 just incase it wasn't to Simon hahaha
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If the fleshlight is huge what are you trying to say your hunglike a donkey
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You can cook small sausages in a large pan but large sausages won't fit in a small pan. Does owning a large pan imply you have large sausages in the fridge? :-)
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Smartchild
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Haven't got a ruler .. or a gf ( the same thing ) haha ... Pretty sure it's huge though eeeyorre eeyorre lolol
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Gary does your fleshlight ever say not tonight I've got a headache
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Have you a 'Launch Pad' accessory? lol
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Hahaha No thankfully it doesn't !! I'm sure the technology will evolve to make it do that one day though !!
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It already exists!!! Just googled. All manner of accessories available to buy.
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No way .... was 75 quid just for the basic one !! Would be scared of getting an electric shock .. or a powercut might be catastrophic ... Imagine going to A+E with that stuck on my dingdong hahahahaha
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Gary are these handed or universal ?
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You must have some hairless moments with that
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