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What about an umbrella tax ? that would cover it all

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Originally Posted by granny
Anyone who puts Christmas lights up.
I can actually see that happening one day,in the not too distant future but, probably as a fine.
Maybe a tax for putting them up to early eg NOV grrrrrr

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How about a massive parking tax that you have to pay just to go shopping, visit the ATM, etc?
Surely this would entice thousands more people to support their local community by shopping locally?

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How about a speech tax, charged per word spoken. Obviously they would need to fit microphones into every home and street on the wirral, which could be covered by an intelligence tax. They could charge extra for anything they don't like you saying. However if you mime the words you get a 50% discount as no sound is actually made, but if you want to opt into this service you would need cameras fitted as well as the microphones, which would increase your intelligence tax payments.

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Could all be taxed on how many times you pick your noses lol.

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how about a tax tax, they could charge us tax on tax.

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How about a 'spitting' tax, gross habit of many.....

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Sorry this one is sexist. I`d have a tax on women who sit at the traffic lights in their car, flicking their hair with their left hand. Buy some Head And Shoulders, not flick dandruff!

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Originally Posted by ZipperClub
Sorry this one is sexist. I`d have a tax on women who sit at the traffic lights in their car, flicking their hair with their left hand. Buy some Head And Shoulders, not flick dandruff!


Sociological studies have shown that women flipping their hair and/or twisting it in their fingers is form of flirting as they show attraction.

If this happens to you at traffic lights a lot maybe they're trying to tell you something.

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Double Buggy tax

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Yes Dr , I thought so, till I realised they where looking at themselves in the mirror :-(

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Sorry this one is sexist. I`d have a tax on women who sit at the traffic lights in their car, flicking their hair with their left hand. Buy some Head And Shoulders, not flick dandruff!


Sociological studies have shown that women flipping their hair and/or twisting it in their fingers is form of flirting as they show attraction.

If this happens to you at traffic lights a lot maybe they're trying to tell you something.
you are only jealous guess you are bald then.

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my hair is getting cut this evening, well long, and no, I don't do comb overs lol. I used to be a "Greaser" Long hair, leather jacket, girl on each arm.. vivid imagination..

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Birthday tax.


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