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I can't understand why they wear cutaway bikinis either - as if to suggest, 'Yes you still want to nob me I'm sexy'
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Girls should be soft and womanly, not Cut up and solid
  Hooooooray!! There's hope for me yet  I'm glad I'm built for comfort and not speed - just need to work on reducing the amount of comfort a bit 
Sometimes Police Officers give more than just speeding tickets!
It�s hard to be fit as a fiddle when you�re shaped like a cello!
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Nothing wrong with a bit of upholstery 
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It's not so much the upholstery as the extra cushions and throws
Sometimes Police Officers give more than just speeding tickets!
It�s hard to be fit as a fiddle when you�re shaped like a cello!
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well thats it, why would you want your missus to have a stomach you iron clothes on? I have a stomach you could iron clothes on, so long as you like wearing dome tents!
"can you describe the assailant?"
"er, 6ft3, moustache"
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looks like she has swallowed the cobbles off corrie
"can you describe the assailant?"
"er, 6ft3, moustache"
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looks like she has swallowed the cobbles off corrie
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Why do they all have to be so ugly too?? They all have faces like Skeletor.
There's men who pay a fortune just to spend an hour with these "ladies" so that they can look at their muscles and touch them. I think it was on Sexcetera or some similar TV show.
Sometimes Police Officers give more than just speeding tickets!
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What were you doin watchin that seedy show ... And your mention of skeletor has made me a) Want to Watch Masters of the Universe b) Stopped me from looking at Skeletor in the same light ever again.. Thanks I think their problem, is they kno theyre ugly, and wont attract the men. So they go for something else
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like what? attracting a man while looking like one?
"can you describe the assailant?"
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What were you doin watchin that seedy show ... And your mention of skeletor has made me a) Want to Watch Masters of the Universe b) Stopped me from looking at Skeletor in the same light ever again.. Thanks I think their problem, is they kno theyre ugly, and wont attract the men. So they go for something else It's not seedy, it's both educational and informative (plus there is Hoyt and Kira) Sorry to ruin Skeletor for you, he was the only reason I watched it. She looks a bit like Lisa from BB
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It's not so much the upholstery as the extra cushions and throws ooooh love pillows !!! some of these "women" and i use the term loosely, where probably pretty in the past until the steroids took over, they probably only do this as they cannot get a normal job.... now they just look like the incredible hulk with boobs, well.... lumps, and a "foof", wearing a bikini... 
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Girls should be soft and womanly, not Cut up and solid Jay - It was on Sin Cities cas I remember seeing that too  wrong
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i'd bench press her any day lol
Uncertainty or not knowing causes depression, Im happy because I know I'm going to die one day!
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Girls should be soft and womanly, not Cut up and solid Jay - It was on Sin Cities cas I remember seeing that too wrong I knew it was something like that. They had one on a few weeks later about "sitters" that was equally disturbing 
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