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#258240 17th Sep 2008 6:28pm
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Somerfield Stabbing

I've never liked Somerfield!

Its a bit scary that someone can just come up to you unprovoked and stab you in the sweets aisle.

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Other supermarket staff threw tins of beans at the knifeman's head in a bid to stop the attack



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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whys that funny,what would u have used ? what would u have done ?


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If you had to think about it, you'd be better ramming the attacker with a trolley. If you had to think about it...

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how sad yet another unprovoked attack. no whats the world come to and too think we bring chldren into this type of life. mad

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Originally Posted by jonah
whys that funny,what would u have used ? what would u have done ?


jonah, the voice of fooking reason, i found the way they worded it for the report funny, not the attack, not what they threw etc, just the way they worded it.. meh

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at least the battered cans of beans would have been sold cheaper, hooray the economy!




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people will do anything for cheaper food since the credit crunch!


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Originally Posted by mike849
people will do anything for cheaper food since the credit crunch!


yea, i stabbed some girl in somerfield loads of times but all i got was this bloody t-shirt

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no cheap tins of beans then?!


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was waiting for someone to tell me my comment was below the belt there.... just neck and chest according to the reports

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raftl well it wont be me! im always coming out with comments that are below the belt!


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lol if it amuses me i dont really care wot the rest think shifty

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all these supermarket puns, well aisle be damned!

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i wondered how long TILL you mentioned something!


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