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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"

"Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend."


Spaceballs

Hi Honey am home!
The shinning lol!

Watson: So you're free tonight?
Holmes: Of course
Watson: Dinner?
Holmes: I'd love to
Watson: The Royale?
Holmes: My favourite
Watson: Mary's coming.
Holmes: Not available
Watson: You're meeting her Holmes. And wear a jacket.
Holmes: You wear a jacket.

".... you feeling lucky, Punk ?"

Dirty Harry.

You all told me lies of her description!
She has a face like a horse{Anne of Cleaves}

Tudors/King Henry the viii

Snatch:

Vinny: (about Tyrone) I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the f*** can he get away from, eh?

Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of f****** peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

Classics

Omg love that film rhoobarb!

'What do you think of this one Hob Nobs?'
Arthur

Dr.Strangelove.

President Muffley, trying to separate General Turgidson and the Russian ambassador.
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here; this is the war room".

Little Old Lady: I'm sorry. You have to speak up, son. I have this ringing in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations.

Beavis: Really? I poop too much.

Little Old Lady: Oh. Maybe you're lactose intolerant.

Beavis: I mean... No, no. I poop too much! And then I get tired.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

Barfly Jack: He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the Nuclear sub.

John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! S***! I've been shot!
Dog: I don't f****** believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?

Soap: I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid.
Tom: You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles.

Rory Breaker: Is this some white c**** joke that black c**** don't get? 'Cause I'm not f****** laughing Nichol-arse.

From Highlander :
Its better to burn out than fade away!

Dirty Harry :
This is a three fifty seven magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world! It can blow a mans head clean off his shoulders...Tell me, do you feel lucky punk??

Officer and a Gentleman :
Where do you come from soldier?
Texas seargeant!
Texas...Theres only two things that come from texas boy, steers and queers....and you dont look like a steer to me!!!

And we all know this one,
"THE NAMES BOND...JAMES BOND!"

Terminator :
Asta la vista baby!

Red Heat :
Arnold Swarsnegger is looking at a tank of tropical fish in the police chiefs office....
"Theyre for stress, what do you use in Russia to releive stress Captain?"
Arnie..."VODKA!!"

Swanney taught us to adore and respect the national health service. For it was the source of much of our gear. We stole drugs. We stole prescriptions or bought them, sold them, swapped them, forged them, photocopied them. Or traded drugs with cancer victims, alcoholics, old-age pensioners, AIDS patients, epileptics, and bored housewives.

Trainspotting

Frank Booth: Hey you wanna go for a ride?

Jeffrey Beaumont: No thanks.

Frank Booth: No thanks? What does that mean?

Jeffrey Beaumont: I don't wanna go.

Frank Booth: Go where?

Jeffrey Beaumont: For a ride.

Frank Booth: A ride! Now that's a good idea!

Blue Velvet 1986