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Bert,what are your opening times please? Do offer a knock after hours and i'll let you in service?
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Beatrice Smith will be helping him after hours!
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MY that was close, my leather thong started to shrink from MAD marthars ray gun! but luckily enough ann was near and she used her teeth to bite then off before they shrunk to nothing!!PHEW.Anyway the police are now looking for her! LAST i heard she was heading towards a friends i think?? called bert,s? god help him!!,well we have a railway to finish we managed to get some more animals for the field that,s going to be above the tunnel sheep/cows etc anyway cheers for now mike/ann..x..  ann have you seen where my new undies are??.
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I hope Ann's not with her, i don't want mine biting off.
God help us,
Come yourself,
Don't send Jesus,
This is no place for children.
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NO no, it was an emergency bert, we had no scissors to hand to cut the thongs off before they shrunk and killed me!. DING DONG, Hey is that your door bell i can hear? dont! answer it bert, it MIGHT be her???. 
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OH the thongs she bit off, silly me.
God help us,
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Bert will be fine... If the commando rumours I've heard are to be believed...
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I hope Ann's not with her, i don't want mine biting off. SO you wear leather thongs as well bert??, very comfy ain,t they. 
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OH the thongs she bit off, silly me.  Bert!
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NO no, it was an emergency bert, we had no scissors to hand to cut the thongs off before they shrunk and killed me!. DING DONG, Hey is that your door bell i can hear? dont! answer it bert, it MIGHT be her???. IF you answer door bert do it in the NIP!.. so your safe from the ray gun!..
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MY that was close, my leather thong started to shrink from MAD marthars ray gun! but luckily enough ann was near and she used her teeth to bite then off before they shrunk to nothing!!PHEW.Anyway the police are now looking for her! LAST i heard she was heading towards a friends i think?? called bert,s? god help him!!,well we have a railway to finish we managed to get some more animals for the field that,s going to be above the tunnel sheep/cows etc anyway cheers for now mike/ann..x.. ann have you seen where my new undies are??. Oh dear Mike what a fine mess she got you in! 
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MY that was close, my leather thong started to shrink from MAD marthars ray gun! but luckily enough ann was near and she used her teeth to bite then off before they shrunk to nothing!!PHEW.Anyway the police are now looking for her! LAST i heard she was heading towards a friends i think?? called bert,s? god help him!!,well we have a railway to finish we managed to get some more animals for the field that,s going to be above the tunnel sheep/cows etc anyway cheers for now mike/ann..x.. ann have you seen where my new undies are??. Oh dear Mike what a fine mess shes got you in!
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by GaryFromWirral - 28th Dec 2023 8:49pm
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