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Vulvas aside-did you see Kerry walking like a Docker when she met a new h.m! Hilarious!!
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Well, she did! Haha Gutted that there are no fit fellahs, to perve at!!!
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Why do pregnant women think it's nice to wear tight dresses? Can't beat a nice smock!!!! That's what the tranny said!
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The reality show made its debut on its new channel, Five – and in the process plumbed new depths Cynics predicted that reality behemoth Big Brother’ s move to Richard Desmond’ s Five would drag it even further downmarket. Judging by tonight’ s live launch show, those cynics were absolutely correct. If anything, they underestimated how much further downmarket. “Celebrity” reality shows often stretch the word ’s definition to breaking point but this batch may finally have snapped it . Rumours of famous names had been rife in the build- up, often disseminated by Desmond’ s own tabloids. None came to fruition. The barrel- scraping cast of ten contestants had a definite whiff of last minute pull-outs and parachuted- in reserves. The majority are notable only for who they married or for taking part in other reality shows . It was hardly a meeting of minds either, with half the housemates irredeemably thick. The show’ s usual pre -entry psychological evaluation has presumably been waived too - especially for fragile Kerry Katona and faded Hollywood starlet Tara Reid, who seemed so spaced out, she could barely open the door to the gaudily- revamped house. That pair were joined by Pamela Bach - Hasselhoff (cackling irritant and ex- wife of David Hasselhoff) , Sally Bercow (publicity - seeking irritant and current wife of House Of Common speaker John) and Amy Childs – the dead -eyed charisma vacuum from The Only Way Is Essex, whose sole selling point seems to be that she’s cheaper to hire than Jordan. The males were even weaker: incomprehensible bare- knuckle fighter Paddy Doherty from My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding; peacock- haired “Mr Paparazzi” Darren Lyons; male model Bobby Sabel; and soap actor Lucian Laviscount. Even hardened celebrity- spotters would struggle to recognise the latter two. It’ s coming to something when John and Edward Grimes - aka Jedward, the tuneless Irish twins who shot to infamy on The X Factor – are the most famous men in the house. The pair apparently have a clause in their contract to exempt them from any task that might involve cutting their trademark vertiginous quiffs. The lawyer drafting that one must be proud his years of study had come to this. Still, after failing to triumph in either The X Factor or this year ’s Eurovision , this might just be the first competition they win. There were a few saving graces. The production values seemed solid enough . Geordie voiceover man Marcus Bentley was still present and correct. New host Brian Dowling was warm, witty and watchable. It felt like he’ d been doing the job years and made a refreshing change from the jerky, shouty faux -excitement of Davina McCall in the later Channel 4 years. Tonight’ s launch show might get decent ratings, thanks to curiosity value. After watching the underwhelming low- rent line- up, though, few viewers are likely to stay. Big Brother might be watching but most of us won’ t .
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saw that! its some kind of 'mummy task' and they have to stand up and lie down, whilst dressed as mummys.
loving the new format.
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The reality show made its debut on its new channel, Five – and in the process plumbed new depths Cynics predicted that reality behemoth Big Brother’ s move to Richard Desmond’ s Five would drag it even further downmarket. Judging by tonight’ s live launch show, those cynics were absolutely correct. If anything, they underestimated how much further downmarket. “Celebrity” reality shows often stretch the word ’s definition to breaking point but this batch may finally have snapped it . Rumours of famous names had been rife in the build- up, often disseminated by Desmond’ s own tabloids. None came to fruition. The barrel- scraping cast of ten contestants had a definite whiff of last minute pull-outs and parachuted- in reserves. The majority are notable only for who they married or for taking part in other reality shows . It was hardly a meeting of minds either, with half the housemates irredeemably thick. The show’ s usual pre -entry psychological evaluation has presumably been waived too - especially for fragile Kerry Katona and faded Hollywood starlet Tara Reid, who seemed so spaced out, she could barely open the door to the gaudily- revamped house. That pair were joined by Pamela Bach - Hasselhoff (cackling irritant and ex- wife of David Hasselhoff) , Sally Bercow (publicity - seeking irritant and current wife of House Of Common speaker John) and Amy Childs – the dead -eyed charisma vacuum from The Only Way Is Essex, whose sole selling point seems to be that she’s cheaper to hire than Jordan. The males were even weaker: incomprehensible bare- knuckle fighter Paddy Doherty from My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding; peacock- haired “Mr Paparazzi” Darren Lyons; male model Bobby Sabel; and soap actor Lucian Laviscount. Even hardened celebrity- spotters would struggle to recognise the latter two. It’ s coming to something when John and Edward Grimes - aka Jedward, the tuneless Irish twins who shot to infamy on The X Factor – are the most famous men in the house. The pair apparently have a clause in their contract to exempt them from any task that might involve cutting their trademark vertiginous quiffs. The lawyer drafting that one must be proud his years of study had come to this. Still, after failing to triumph in either The X Factor or this year ’s Eurovision , this might just be the first competition they win. There were a few saving graces. The production values seemed solid enough . Geordie voiceover man Marcus Bentley was still present and correct. New host Brian Dowling was warm, witty and watchable. It felt like he’ d been doing the job years and made a refreshing change from the jerky, shouty faux -excitement of Davina McCall in the later Channel 4 years. Tonight’ s launch show might get decent ratings, thanks to curiosity value. After watching the underwhelming low- rent line- up, though, few viewers are likely to stay. Big Brother might be watching but most of us won’ t .
Haha this is way too heavy for a saturday night! actually its too heavy for a big brother show! haha
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Gormless Tara is getting on my tits at the mo.
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You got nipple problems as well?
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You got nipple problems as well?
mine have been shaved lol so yes!
Please do not adjust your mind, there is a slight problem with reality
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Jedward are in the swimming pool, where's Michael Barrymore when you need him.
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Hahah nice one 8bit, do my feckin head in them two
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