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A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.
Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.
Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.
The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.
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Obviously a formal greeting in Lithuania!
"C20 LET bang"
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Last edited by Mark; 19th Mar 2010 8:47am.
God help us,
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Is he deformed or what? Reminds of my Brother Sylvest.
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*Bravery's being the only 1 that knows ur scared*
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Does he pass out everytime he goes to a strip joint?
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With all the blood draining from his head Stuy?
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Possibly didn't need to see that in work. Or at home. 
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Just be thankful it wasnt in person!
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Reminds me of mattesons pork sausage. 
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Blimey Rude, where do you go for your bangers then?
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I wouldn't like to be around when that went off....
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I heard he just wanted to see if she liked being coshed with his truncheon
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You show me your truncheon and i'll show you mine...
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