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Hi, I'm a member but i'm not telling you who i am so ive decided to make my post as Mr shyfull
I'm on the Hunt for a New Woman and ive always wondered what would be the most important quick questions to ask on say a speed date? What Questions would you ask?
These are not in any order and there not refined but i think because of time restraints or just getting to the point i would have to ask.
1) Do you find me attractive? 2) Do you have any baggage? 3) Are you married lol? 4) Are you looking for fun or serious? 5) Where do you live? (area) 6) Why did your last relationship fail? 7) Is that a mussy under your chin (Her Name). 8) Are you sexual active? 9) Are you rich? 10 Do you have a sister?
Okay I'm not sure there the best but it just came to me and i wondered if you can help. I'm expecting some funny ones too.
Ladies what would you ask a man?
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Ladies what would you ask a man?
1. Got a job? 2. Got a car? 3. Got a big cock? 4. Got any chocolate? 5. Got a room for my shoes? That's all women want!!
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Hi, I'm a member but i'm not telling you who i am so ive decided to make my post as Mr shyfull
I'm on the Hunt for a New Woman and ive always wondered what would be the most important quick questions to ask on say a speed date? What Questions would you ask?
These are not in any order and there not refined but i think because of time restraints or just getting to the point i would have to ask.
1) Do you find me attractive? 2) Do you have any baggage? 3) Are you married lol? 4) Are you looking for fun or serious? 5) Where do you live? (area) 6) Why did your last relationship fail? 7) Is that a mussy under your chin (Her Name). 8) Are you sexual active? 9) Are you rich? 10 Do you have a sister?
*mmmm I wonder why this person is single*?
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Speechless. Suggest you get yourself some counselling, mate Or... Is this a joke?
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1) Do you find me attractive? I don't know - lift the paper bag off your head and let me have a look. 2) Do you have any baggage? I have a few large cases and a flight bag 3) Are you married lol? Yes, polyandry is my hobbie. 4) Are you looking for fun or serious? If you can do both you're well on your way to success! 5) Where do you live? (area) On a bench in Birkenhead Park, I'll share the bench but you'll have to sleep under it at night, with the other husbands. 6) Why did your last relationship fail? None have failed so far - hence the husband collection. 7) Is that a mussy under your chin (Her Name). Please do not comment on my Van Dyke beard. Its taken years to get it this pointy. 8) Are you sexual active? I often think about sex while I'm running for a bus or putting out the washing. 9) Are you rich? I'm not a cup of coffee. 10 Do you have a sister? A twin, looks just like me, though her beard is longer and she has sideburns.
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Ladies what would you ask a man?
1. Got a job? 2. Got a car? 3. Got a big cock? 4. Got any chocolate? 5. Got a room for my shoes? That's all women want!! Not THIS woman 1) Do you find me attractive? Depends on your brain & sense of humour. 2) Do you have any baggage? Yes, it's bright pink and it all matches. 3) Are you married lol? Sort of, in the eyes of English Law, no, in the eyes of Wicca, yes and always will be. 4) Are you looking for fun or serious? Both preferably in one package. 5) Where do you live? (area) Wirral 6) Why did your last relationship fail? It didn't really fail, still best of friends with Hubby 7) Is that a mussy under your chin (Her Name). No, it's my "girlfriend" 8) Are you sexual active? Well I don't just lie there like a sack of spuds if that's what you mean 9) Are you rich? No, I'm J, Rich doesn't live here anymore. 10 Do you have a sister? No, do you
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Not gonna let you into my world of knowledge.... because I dont want to bore yall, and it could possiblhy be a joke (?)
Dont ask any questions with one word answers.....Let answers develop etc... actually learn something bout the person your asking.
Simples !!
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Dont mess around,cut to the chase:- 1.Have you ever kissed another girl? 2.Did ya like it ? 3.Would you mind if I had 7 sets of wheels IN the house? 4.Can you change wheels? 5.Do you own a Trolley Jack? 6.Shaven haven??? 7.Prove it? 8.Do you agree that if you touch my tools, I can kick you in the muff? 9.Can I see your muff again? 10.How come you live in Birkenhead and dont have 7 kids?
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1. Do you fook on first dates? 2. Does your dad own a brewery? 3. Can I see your t!ts? 4. Or would you show them to me? If the answer is no, to these questions above. Then be a good girl, and give me the name. Of a girlfriend who does Thanks to Kevin bloody Wilson for the dating advice
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Dont mess around,cut to the chase:- 1.Have you ever kissed another girl? A lady doesn't tell 2.Did ya like it ? As above 3.Would you mind if I had 7 sets of wheels IN the house? No, as long as you don't mind if I have motorbike bits in the house too 4.Can you change wheels? Yes. 5.Do you own a Trolley Jack? No, but I have access to one 6.Shaven haven??? I couldn't possibly say 7.Prove it? *silence* 8.Do you agree that if you touch my tools, I can kick you in the muff? Only if you agree that I can kick you in the Nads if you touch MY tools!!! 9.Can I see your muff again? It'll cost ya 10.How come you live in Birkenhead and dont have 7 kids? One doesn't live in Birkenhead Dahlink 1. Do you fook on first dates? 2. Does your dad own a brewery? 3. Can I see your t!ts? 4. Or would you show them to me? If the answer is no, to these questions above. Then be a good girl, and give me the name. Of a girlfriend who does Thanks to Kevin bloody Wilson for the dating advice I'm not answering yours because you know me already Although your memory probably won't be as sharp as it was all those years ago
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[quote=golfvr]Dont mess around,cut to the chase:- 1.Have you ever kissed another girl? A lady doesn't tell whisper it then 2.Did ya like it ? As above you have then 3.Would you mind if I had 7 sets of wheels IN the house? No, as long as you don't mind if I have motorbike bits in the house too Possibly a perfect woman!!!! 4.Can you change wheels? Yes. it gets better 5.Do you own a Trolley Jack? No, but I have access to one ace 6.Shaven haven??? I couldn't possibly say Trimmed it is 7.Prove it? *silence* lol 8.Do you agree that if you touch my tools, I can kick you in the muff? Only if you agree that I can kick you in the Nads if you touch MY tools!!! wat if i touch a hoe haha 9.Can I see your muff again? It'll cost ya How much??£ 10.How come you live in Birkenhead and dont have 7 kids? One doesn't live in Birkenhead Dahlink fair comment Legend thread this
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[quote=golfvr]Dont mess around,cut to the chase:- 1.Have you ever kissed another girl? A lady doesn't tell whisper it then yes2.Did ya like it ? As above you have then As above3.Would you mind if I had 7 sets of wheels IN the house? No, as long as you don't mind if I have motorbike bits in the house too Possibly a perfect woman!!!! Is there such a thing 4.Can you change wheels? Yes. it gets better 5.Do you own a Trolley Jack? No, but I have access to one ace 6.Shaven haven??? I couldn't possibly say Trimmed it is No, laminate flooring 7.Prove it? *silence* lol 8.Do you agree that if you touch my tools, I can kick you in the muff? Only if you agree that I can kick you in the Nads if you touch MY tools!!! wat if i touch a hoe haha Depends if it's a gardening hoe or a 'ho' 9.Can I see your muff again? It'll cost ya 10.How come you live in Birkenhead and dont have 7 kids? One doesn't live in Birkenhead Dahlink fair comment Legend thread this Agreed
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