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#327226 - 10th Jun 2009 7:38pm Speed Dating Questions?
Mr_shyfull
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Hi,
I'm a member but i'm not telling you who i am so ive decided to make my post as Mr shyfull

I'm on the Hunt for a New Woman and ive always wondered what would be the most important quick questions to ask on say a speed date? What Questions would you ask?

These are not in any order and there not refined but i think
because of time restraints or just getting to the point i would have to ask.

1) Do you find me attractive?
2) Do you have any baggage?
3) Are you married lol?
4) Are you looking for fun or serious?
5) Where do you live? (area)
6) Why did your last relationship fail?
7) Is that a mussy under your chin (Her Name).
8) Are you sexual active?
9) Are you rich?
10 Do you have a sister?

Okay I'm not sure there the best but it just came to me and i wondered if you can help. I'm expecting some funny ones too.

Ladies what would you ask a man?

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#327228 - 10th Jun 2009 7:45pm Re: Speed Dating Questions? [Re: Anonymous]
PaulWirral
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Originally Posted By: Mr_shyfull


Ladies what would you ask a man?


1. Got a job?
2. Got a car?
3. Got a big cock?
4. Got any chocolate?
5. Got a room for my shoes?

That's all women want!!

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#327231 - 10th Jun 2009 7:52pm Re: Speed Dating Questions? [Re: ]
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My missus said you're right lol
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#327240 - 10th Jun 2009 8:26pm Re: Speed Dating Questions? [Re: Anonymous]
Softy_Southerner Offline

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Registered: 2nd May 2008
Posts: 4092
Loc: Back in Devon
Originally Posted By: Mr_shyfull
Hi,
I'm a member but i'm not telling you who i am so ive decided to make my post as Mr shyfull

I'm on the Hunt for a New Woman and ive always wondered what would be the most important quick questions to ask on say a speed date? What Questions would you ask?

These are not in any order and there not refined but i think
because of time restraints or just getting to the point i would have to ask.

1) Do you find me attractive?
2) Do you have any baggage?
3) Are you married lol?
4) Are you looking for fun or serious?
5) Where do you live? (area)
6) Why did your last relationship fail?
7) Is that a mussy under your chin (Her Name).
8) Are you sexual active?
9) Are you rich?
10 Do you have a sister?



*mmmm I wonder why this person is single*? wink

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#327257 - 10th Jun 2009 9:11pm Re: Speed Dating Questions? [Re: Softy_Southerner]
RUDEBOX Offline

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Registered: 29th Aug 2008
Posts: 19145
Loc: Here.
Speechless.
Suggest you get yourself some counselling, mate
Or...
Is this a joke?
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#327274 - 10th Jun 2009 9:57pm Re: Speed Dating Questions? [Re: RUDEBOX]
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1) Do you find me attractive? I don't know - lift the paper bag off your head and let me have a look.
2) Do you have any baggage? I have a few large cases and a flight bag
3) Are you married lol? Yes, polyandry is my hobbie.
4) Are you looking for fun or serious? If you can do both you're well on your way to success!
5) Where do you live? (area) On a bench in Birkenhead Park, I'll share the bench but you'll have to sleep under it at night, with the other husbands.
6) Why did your last relationship fail? None have failed so far - hence the husband collection.
7) Is that a mussy under your chin (Her Name). Please do not comment on my Van Dyke beard. Its taken years to get it this pointy.
8) Are you sexual active? I often think about sex while I'm running for a bus or putting out the washing.
9) Are you rich? I'm not a cup of coffee.
10 Do you have a sister? A twin, looks just like me, though her beard is longer and she has sideburns.
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#327301 - 10th Jun 2009 11:19pm Re: Speed Dating Questions? [Re: ]
Wench Offline

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Posts: 8616
Loc: Second Circle of Hell.
Originally Posted By: PaulWirral
Originally Posted By: Mr_shyfull


Ladies what would you ask a man?


1. Got a job?
2. Got a car?
3. Got a big cock?
4. Got any chocolate?
5. Got a room for my shoes?

That's all women want!!


Not THIS woman raftl


1) Do you find me attractive? Depends on your brain & sense of humour.
2) Do you have any baggage? Yes, it's bright pink and it all matches.
3) Are you married lol? Sort of, in the eyes of English Law, no, in the eyes of Wicca, yes and always will be.
4) Are you looking for fun or serious? Both preferably in one package.
5) Where do you live? (area) Wirral doh
6) Why did your last relationship fail? It didn't really fail, still best of friends with Hubby smile
7) Is that a mussy under your chin (Her Name). No, it's my "girlfriend"
8) Are you sexual active? Well I don't just lie there like a sack of spuds if that's what you mean think
9) Are you rich? No, I'm J, Rich doesn't live here anymore.
10 Do you have a sister? No, do you devil
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#327337 - 11th Jun 2009 12:56am Re: Speed Dating Questions? [Re: Wench]
MGCraig Offline
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Registered: 16th Apr 2006
Posts: 5488
Loc: Spital
Not gonna let you into my world of knowledge.... because I dont want to bore yall, and it could possiblhy be a joke (?)


Dont ask any questions with one word answers.....Let answers develop etc... actually learn something bout the person your asking.


Simples !!
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#327365 - 11th Jun 2009 10:28am Re: Speed Dating Questions? [Re: MGCraig]
golfvr Offline
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Registered: 13th Oct 2004
Posts: 1522
Loc: Birkenhead
Dont mess around,cut to the chase:-

1.Have you ever kissed another girl?
2.Did ya like it ? smile
3.Would you mind if I had 7 sets of wheels IN the house?
4.Can you change wheels?
5.Do you own a Trolley Jack?
6.Shaven haven???
7.Prove it?
8.Do you agree that if you touch my tools, I can kick you in the muff?
9.Can I see your muff again?
10.How come you live in Birkenhead and dont have 7 kids?

smile smile smile
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#327378 - 11th Jun 2009 11:19am Re: Speed Dating Questions? [Re: golfvr]
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Registered: 27th Oct 2008
Posts: 531
Loc: Lurking
1. Do you fook on first dates?
2. Does your dad own a brewery?
3. Can I see your t!ts?
4. Or would you show them to me?
If the answer is no, to these questions above.
Then be a good girl, and give me the name.
Of a girlfriend who does

Thanks to Kevin bloody Wilson for the dating advice laugh
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#327398 - 11th Jun 2009 1:10pm Re: Speed Dating Questions? [Re: golfvr]
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Registered: 9th Aug 2008
Posts: 8616
Loc: Second Circle of Hell.
Originally Posted By: golfvr
Dont mess around,cut to the chase:-

1.Have you ever kissed another girl? A lady doesn't tell wink
2.Did ya like it ? smile As above raftl
3.Would you mind if I had 7 sets of wheels IN the house? No, as long as you don't mind if I have motorbike bits in the house too smile
4.Can you change wheels? Yes.
5.Do you own a Trolley Jack? No, but I have access to one smile
6.Shaven haven??? I couldn't possibly say wink
7.Prove it? *silence*
8.Do you agree that if you touch my tools, I can kick you in the muff? Only if you agree that I can kick you in the Nads if you touch MY tools!!!
9.Can I see your muff again? It'll cost ya wink
10.How come you live in Birkenhead and dont have 7 kids? One doesn't live in Birkenhead Dahlink snob

smile smile smile



Originally Posted By: scoops
1. Do you fook on first dates?
2. Does your dad own a brewery?
3. Can I see your t!ts?
4. Or would you show them to me?
If the answer is no, to these questions above.
Then be a good girl, and give me the name.
Of a girlfriend who does

Thanks to Kevin bloody Wilson for the dating advice laugh


I'm not answering yours because you know me already raftl Although your memory probably won't be as sharp as it was all those years ago wink
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#327405 - 11th Jun 2009 1:22pm Re: Speed Dating Questions? [Re: Wench]
golfvr Offline
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Registered: 13th Oct 2004
Posts: 1522
Loc: Birkenhead
Originally Posted By: Wench
[quote=golfvr]Dont mess around,cut to the chase:-

1.Have you ever kissed another girl? A lady doesn't tell wink whisper it then
2.Did ya like it ? smile As above raftl you have then
3.Would you mind if I had 7 sets of wheels IN the house? No, as long as you don't mind if I have motorbike bits in the house too smile Possibly a perfect woman!!!!
4.Can you change wheels? Yes. it gets better
5.Do you own a Trolley Jack? No, but I have access to one ace
6.Shaven haven??? I couldn't possibly say wink Trimmed it is
7.Prove it? *silence* lol
8.Do you agree that if you touch my tools, I can kick you in the muff? Only if you agree that I can kick you in the Nads if you touch MY tools!!! wat if i touch a hoe haha
9.Can I see your muff again? It'll cost ya wink How much??£
10.How come you live in Birkenhead and dont have 7 kids? One doesn't live in Birkenhead Dahlink snob fair comment



Legend thread this smile


Edited by golfvr (11th Jun 2009 1:23pm)
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#327410 - 11th Jun 2009 1:27pm Re: Speed Dating Questions? [Re: golfvr]
Wench Offline

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Registered: 9th Aug 2008
Posts: 8616
Loc: Second Circle of Hell.
Originally Posted By: golfvr
Originally Posted By: Wench
[quote=golfvr]Dont mess around,cut to the chase:-

1.Have you ever kissed another girl? A lady doesn't tell wink whisper it then yes
2.Did ya like it ? smile As above raftl you have then As above
3.Would you mind if I had 7 sets of wheels IN the house? No, as long as you don't mind if I have motorbike bits in the house too smile Possibly a perfect woman!!!! Is there such a thing think
4.Can you change wheels? Yes. it gets better
5.Do you own a Trolley Jack? No, but I have access to one ace
6.Shaven haven??? I couldn't possibly say wink Trimmed it is No, laminate flooring wink
7.Prove it? *silence* lol
8.Do you agree that if you touch my tools, I can kick you in the muff? Only if you agree that I can kick you in the Nads if you touch MY tools!!! wat if i touch a hoe haha Depends if it's a gardening hoe or a 'ho' raftl
9.Can I see your muff again? It'll cost ya wink
10.How come you live in Birkenhead and dont have 7 kids? One doesn't live in Birkenhead Dahlink snob fair comment



Legend thread this smile Agreed raftl
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#327419 - 11th Jun 2009 1:38pm Re: Speed Dating Questions? [Re: Wench]
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clap clap happy
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