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A Work Collegues Pet Tortoise has gone walkies out of his Garden in Leasowe, If anyone had any info, please let me know.
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Have you got a description, was he waring the usual shell suit,
Hope they find it, if its the kids pet.
God help us,
Come yourself,
Don't send Jesus,
This is no place for children.
Bertieone.
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HA ha bert that so funny 
![[Linked Image]](http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9940/334766523006ccdm3.jpg) Please do not adjust your mind, there is a slight problem with reality
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This Tortoise is still on the loose,so can everyone keep an eye out around the leasowe area please.
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What name does it come to?
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What name does it come to? Flash
God help us,
Come yourself,
Don't send Jesus,
This is no place for children.
Bertieone.
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Please don't bert!! 
Sometimes Police Officers give more than just speeding tickets!
It�s hard to be fit as a fiddle when you�re shaped like a cello!
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Not in front of the tortoise
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This is no place for children.
Bertieone.
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Do they though? Tortoises...do they do that?
I mean, do they come when you call them?
Last edited by MissGuided; 25th Mar 2009 11:47pm.
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What name does it come to? Flash Ahhhhh ahhhhh he'll save every one of us.
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Do they though? Tortoises...do they do that?
I mean, do they come when you call them? Firstly, I shouldn't think so. I mean, do they have ears?? Secondly - the post says "wneh" yet the quote box says "when" - what's all that abaaaaaaaaaaart?? And now it's changed  am I going a little bit mad??
Last edited by PaganJay; 25th Mar 2009 11:52pm. Reason: I think my marbles are going the same way as the tortoise!
Sometimes Police Officers give more than just speeding tickets!
It�s hard to be fit as a fiddle when you�re shaped like a cello!
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Their ears are there but are just invisible - how else would they be abl eto squeeze thru small holes in skirting boards? Maybe this is how he left? As for the typo - Jim fixed it for me
Last edited by MissGuided; 25th Mar 2009 11:53pm.
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With you two going on I'm getting a bit Shell shocked
God help us,
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Don't send Jesus,
This is no place for children.
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With you two going on I'm getting a bit Shell shocked You shouldn't come out of your shell on here bert.
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The thought of a tortoise squeezing through a hole in a skirting board has put a very strange image in my head It involves pensioners - I'll say no more
Sometimes Police Officers give more than just speeding tickets!
It�s hard to be fit as a fiddle when you�re shaped like a cello!
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With you two going on I'm getting a bit Shell shocked You shouldn't come out of your shell on here bert. air raid shelter calls i think
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The thought of a tortoise squeezing through a hole in a skirting board has put a very strange image in my head It involves pensioners - I'll say no more Should I just ask bert what you mean? 
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NO, I'm going to hibernate
God help us,
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This is no place for children.
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Lettuce not get carried away here. We'll just leaf you alone now.
Sometimes Police Officers give more than just speeding tickets!
It�s hard to be fit as a fiddle when you�re shaped like a cello!
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NO, I'm going to hibernate I was going to say something about going to find yourself a nice warm box but I think I'll drop the matter...
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believe it or not, He responds to "BOB".
He escaped from the garden.
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I respond to "BOB" too, but I don't think in the same way
Sometimes Police Officers give more than just speeding tickets!
It�s hard to be fit as a fiddle when you�re shaped like a cello!
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God help us,
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Don't send Jesus,
This is no place for children.
Bertieone.
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Dont GRASS On me but I shot him with my shotgun, only took 2 SHELLS Funny No, I didnt think so either,Blame My Mummy 
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No actually her name's Audrey! 
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No actually her name's Audrey! Bobs your uncle, Audrey's my aunt, doesn't have the same ring to it.
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A week later, any progress on the tortoise? It's been a while, he could metres away by now.
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bob is still on the loose
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last seen heading through tunnel to our side (didnt even pay the toll) ill pick him up next week and drop him off for you
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don't you know - all tortoises are born with an outboard motor up their back ends! you often see them on the boating lake on Vally Rd - maybe that's where Bob was headed...
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Are you referring to the same Tortoise from Pipkin? ![[Linked Image]](http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh315/PaulWirral/tortoise.jpg) He use to handle the cash.
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He use to handle the cash.
And the drugs, by the looks of him!
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Bob has been found safe and sound, thanks to everyone.
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Good to know great puns as usual Bert.
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Bob has been found safe and sound, thanks to everyone. Had he got far?
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Bob has been found safe and sound, thanks to everyone. Had he got far? 
Sometimes Police Officers give more than just speeding tickets!
It�s hard to be fit as a fiddle when you�re shaped like a cello!
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not far at all, he had nested in the garden (burrowed and backfilled) to survive the cold and just came wandering out during that bit of warmth yesterday or was it saturday.
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Nice one! Like a hp ending-awww
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It is a little known fact that during world war one Tortoises were trained to go out into no mans land and retrieve shot down carrier pigeons and bring them back to allied lines. though many were decorated it is believed this was the starting of presenting medals on a ribbon around the neck, because have you ever tried pinning a medal on a tortoises chest.
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