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Tense
by GaryFromWirral - 9th Jan 2024 6:30pm
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With you two going on I'm getting a bit Shell shocked You shouldn't come out of your shell on here bert. air raid shelter calls i think
God help us,
Come yourself,
Don't send Jesus,
This is no place for children.
Bertieone.
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The thought of a tortoise squeezing through a hole in a skirting board has put a very strange image in my head  It involves pensioners - I'll say no more Should I just ask bert what you mean? 
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NO, I'm going to hibernate
God help us,
Come yourself,
Don't send Jesus,
This is no place for children.
Bertieone.
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Lettuce not get carried away here. We'll just leaf you alone now.
Sometimes Police Officers give more than just speeding tickets!
It�s hard to be fit as a fiddle when you�re shaped like a cello!
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NO, I'm going to hibernate I was going to say something about going to find yourself a nice warm box but I think I'll drop the matter...
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believe it or not, He responds to "BOB".
He escaped from the garden.
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I respond to "BOB" too, but I don't think in the same way
Sometimes Police Officers give more than just speeding tickets!
It�s hard to be fit as a fiddle when you�re shaped like a cello!
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God help us,
Come yourself,
Don't send Jesus,
This is no place for children.
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Dont GRASS On me but I shot him with my shotgun, only took 2 SHELLS Funny No, I didnt think so either,Blame My Mummy 
Wiki's youngest member I believe 
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No actually her name's Audrey! 
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No actually her name's Audrey! Bobs your uncle, Audrey's my aunt, doesn't have the same ring to it.
God help us,
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Don't send Jesus,
This is no place for children.
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A week later, any progress on the tortoise? It's been a while, he could metres away by now.
"C20 LET bang"
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bob is still on the loose
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last seen heading through tunnel to our side (didnt even pay the toll) ill pick him up next week and drop him off for you
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Song.
by GaryFromWirral - 28th Dec 2023 8:49pm
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by GaryFromWirral - 28th Dec 2023 8:49pm
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