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I need a hammer and a nail.

I do have a tool box that contains everything I could possibly need for the majority of DIY jobs, but I'm damned if I can find it as the boxes seem to be multiplying in the spare room!!!

I know it sounds silly, but this is genuine - honestly!

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if i had a hammer, i'd hammer in the mornin'...

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Big enough to hang a glass framed print up with. Print is approx 20" x 20".

Does that help any??


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Originally Posted by MissGuided
if i had a hammer, i'd hammer in the mornin'...


If you had a hammer, you could be here with it and I'd make you a special coffee raftl


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I thought about that, but the screws and plugs are in the tool box raftl

Never mind, I'll leave it for now coffee


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Yer, your list just got bigger, you need a 'hammmer' action drill, a 5mm red wall plug, a 5mm maisonary drill bit, a 8x6x2 screw, a screw driver, and your hammer smile


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Oh Dear Gods - what's wrong with just a normal nail raftl

I have all the items on that list Sanchez - in the tool box smack

I have a feeling it may have gone in the loft when Husband put everything up there - if it has, I'm screwed (pardon the pun)


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By the sounds of things your hanging quite a large item, I nail may well be ok, but if its knock or perhaps over a period of time it might come out. You need to get a good fixing in to the brickwork behind the plaster on your wall. If it is in the loft how come your screwed ?


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theresa health and safety issue as well ...ill have to do a risk assessment ...there are issue like goggles (eyes) gloves (white finger you dont 1nt that) mask (is there an asbestos risk)cable pipe detector (any live wires or plumbing) fire risk risk to members of the public is it at hight nuisance noise ican go more indeph if you 1nt

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lol at u sonyj, the poor girls going to end up spending an absolute fortune to hang one pic lol.

world most expensive 5 minute job evarrrrrrrrrrrrr


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Originally Posted by Sanchez
By the sounds of things your hanging quite a large item, I nail may well be ok, but if its knock or perhaps over a period of time it might come out. You need to get a good fixing in to the brickwork behind the plaster on your wall. If it is in the loft how come your screwed ?


It will be over the fireplace so no chance of it getting knocked.

I'm screwed because I can't get into the loft and husband lives over 200 miles away raftl


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Originally Posted by sonyj
theresa health and safety issue as well ...ill have to do a risk assessment ...there are issue like goggles (eyes) gloves (white finger you dont 1nt that) mask (is there an asbestos risk)cable pipe detector (any live wires or plumbing) fire risk risk to members of the public is it at hight nuisance noise ican go more indeph if you 1nt



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Originally Posted by sonyj
theresa health and safety issue as well ...ill have to do a risk assessment ...there are issue like goggles (eyes) gloves (white finger you dont 1nt that) mask (is there an asbestos risk)cable pipe detector (any live wires or plumbing) fire risk risk to members of the public is it at hight nuisance noise ican go more indeph if you 1nt



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With PJ, MissG and Sony all replying, im shocked at how clean the thread still is omg


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Originally Posted by MissGuided
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theresa health and safety issue as well ...ill have to do a risk assessment ...there are issue like goggles (eyes) gloves (white finger you dont 1nt that) mask (is there an asbestos risk)cable pipe detector (any live wires or plumbing) fire risk risk to members of the public is it at hight nuisance noise ican go more indeph if you 1nt



sony...shut...up

oh but hes right...you cant just "nail it"...theres a lot more...and if you use a laser self levelling system you gotta take into consideration the correct eye protection for that too... raftl thats why you must file a risk assemssement in triplicate before you even plan how to do such a massive task!

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Originally Posted by StuyMac
With PJ, MissG and Sony all replying, im shocked at how clean the thread still is omg


So nice to see you have such faith in us raftl love you too


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Originally Posted by Auditastic
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theresa health and safety issue as well ...ill have to do a risk assessment ...there are issue like goggles (eyes) gloves (white finger you dont 1nt that) mask (is there an asbestos risk)cable pipe detector (any live wires or plumbing) fire risk risk to members of the public is it at hight nuisance noise ican go more indeph if you 1nt



sony...shut...up

oh but hes right...you cant just "nail it"...theres a lot more...and if you use a laser self levelling system you gotta take into consideration the correct eye protection for that too... raftl thats why you must file a risk assemssement in triplicate before you even plan how to do such a massive task!


notice its all men turning this into a BIG JOB!!!
if it were me PJ I'd be looking for a rock or a shoe or something else to knock the nail in - sod the hammer!!!

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Originally Posted by Auditastic
oh but hes right...you cant just "nail it"...theres a lot more...and if you use a laser self levelling system you gotta take into consideration the correct eye protection for that too... raftl thats why you must file a risk assemssement in triplicate before you even plan how to do such a massive task!


You'll need more than bloody eye protection when I file you in triplicate raftl


*please be aware that the above comment in no way, shape or form constitutes or is meant as a genuine threat of any kind or intends to put the reader in fear of harm of any kind, and can therefore not be construed as an assault*


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i'm sorry - but who the hell does a triplicate risk assessment form at HOME???
who you gonna hand it to? your nan?

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...and still the picture remains unhung frown


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Originally Posted by MissGuided
notice its all men turning this into a BIG JOB!!! if it were me PJ I'd be looking for a rock or a shoe or something else to knock the nail in - sod the hammer!!!


Funny you should say that MissG - Already tried that with a bent nail and the heel of my cowboy boot raftl

Even funnier is this is EXACTLY why I ended up doing the bathroom myself - and look what happened there!!

It's all risk assessments and sharp intakes of breath through the teeth until somebody breaks an arm raftl


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...will super glue hold it? think


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Originally Posted by StuyMac
...and still the picture remains unhung frown


Oh the possibilities joke wise in so few words raftl


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...that would depend what the picture is of....

Super glue I say grin


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when i worked at a uni we had an overseas student who's name was Mr W L Hung - you can imagine the chortles we had when we were registering him...

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Stuy and MissG - the answer to you both is No raftl

Thankfully I have a knight in shining armour (albeit a little tarnished in the majority of places methinks) who is on his way in his charger to save the day raftl


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i was going to say that a home self assesment is required!! doh


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I don't need to go into a home quite yet hoseman raftl

My picture looks lovely above my fireplace - I'm SOOOO happy now. It's made a $h!tty day end on a good note and restored my faith in men thumbsup


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I went for the "get a knight in shining armour" method.

I didn't use his head - he came with his own equipment raftl

I feel perhaps I should post a picture of the nice gentleman's handiwork think


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so long as its sitting straight raftl

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It's sitting perfect!! Straighter than I could have got it raftl


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No but he's easy enough to track down thumbsup If it falls down in the night I'll know it's not the budgie raftl


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Until I move out - he struck me as being good at what he does so I trust his work smile


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Is that a Freudian slip raftl He seems it - not bad considering he's only 21 smile


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There are some on the way tomorrow no doubt when MissG reads her mail - I made a confession to her and I feel I may be made to pay for my transgressions and wanton desires raftl


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Originally Posted by PaganJay
There are some on the way tomorrow no doubt when MissG reads her mail - I made a confession to her and I feel I may be made to pay for my transgressions and wanton desires raftl


i'm pretty sure i never learned these words in english lessons frown

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Which words did you not learn Davey??

I didn't learn some of them in English - blame the church *shudders*


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The trouble with those words is, they sound as good as the deeds they include raftl


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Here is said picture still hanging on the wall when I go up this morning thumbsup


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raftl I'd explain hoseman but I don't want to appear strange or somewhat of a freak.


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Found it raftl I sent it to someone else but it's not been read yet so I may be able to save myself smack


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from that picture it looks well hung

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A good angle can make anything look well hung raftl


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Originally Posted by PaganJay
A good angle can make anything look well hung raftl

hell how else did i get my gfriend!
(when i drive an audi to compensate for having a small cock!)


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Originally Posted by Auditastic
Originally Posted by PaganJay
A good angle can make anything look well hung raftl

hell how else did i get my gfriend!
(when i drive an audi to compensate for having a small cock!)


lol well... will u have an audi or beemer at the end of ur ordeal? still provokes the question

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Originally Posted by Auditastic
Originally Posted by PaganJay
A good angle can make anything look well hung raftl

hell how else did i get my gfriend!
(when i drive an audi to compensate for having a small cock!)


raftl I wouldn't have said an Audi was compensating, some other cars, yes, but not an Audi. I'm not going to massage ego's though, size really does matter - especially when it comes to engine size!


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Originally Posted by Davey_Martin
Originally Posted by Auditastic
Originally Posted by PaganJay
A good angle can make anything look well hung raftl

hell how else did i get my gfriend!
(when i drive an audi to compensate for having a small cock!)


lol well... will u have an audi or beemer at the end of ur ordeal? still provokes the question

Ive already made that decision...its gonna be anther A4 quattro same as i had..probably a bit newer with a few less miles on the clock..just got to sort out the cash in the meantime!


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Good choice Audi - they are really gorgeous cars!!


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i love audis, can i have the broken one so i can sit inside?


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they always give me them pills, hardly a square meal, more oval


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my pills are round and pink, then there's the capsule ones which are really annoying cos when you try to swallow them with water they float to the top of the inside of your mouth like they are trying to avoid the trip down your throat.

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Why is it you guys seem to continually put temptation in my way!?! I feel more and more like Chandler Bing every day in here raftl

It's just not fair!!!


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it shows just how much will power u realy have

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Only because I don't want to get in trouble with the Mods raftl

It's killing me!!!! My tongue piercing will be falling out soon because I'll have no tongue left - that's how much I'm having to bite it raftl


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now you dont 1nt to get into trouble know do you...lol

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No - because I'm a good girl wink


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so was boducia ..... i know ive spelt that wrong ..lol

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We used to call one of our teachers that raftl It's Boudica - at least the letters were all there thumbsup

I've found my gig earplugs so may try and get some sleep. If they don't work, I shall be back shortly with my super angry head on!!



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....did PJ ever get round to hanging this picture think


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Originally Posted by StuyMac
....did PJ ever get round to hanging this picture think


Yes she did - the thread as since deteriated into a crusty corridor in an unknown asylum.

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raftl Not through 11 pages of spam!


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be fair there's only 4 raftl
No - I think probably me and PJ are mainly to blame as we are both on strong prescription drugs.

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i didnt realiz you can get wit on prescription.... take 2 before you go on line or before any meets

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..Id also recommend an anti-sickness pill if Sony has more vids raftl


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I think Stuy was asserting his authority...so anyway, where was I?

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Originally Posted by sonyj
shut up NOW..................................................................................................................................................................................please


You do realise you are now getting "the look" don't you snob


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