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I need a hammer and a nail. I do have a tool box that contains everything I could possibly need for the majority of DIY jobs, but I'm damned if I can find it as the boxes seem to be multiplying in the spare room!!! I know it sounds silly, but this is genuine - honestly! Cheers Guys
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if i had a hammer, i'd hammer in the mornin'...
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Big enough to hang a glass framed print up with. Print is approx 20" x 20". Does that help any??
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if i had a hammer, i'd hammer in the mornin'...
If you had a hammer, you could be here with it and I'd make you a special coffee
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plug and screw if its into brick work
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I thought about that, but the screws and plugs are in the tool box
Never mind, I'll leave it for now
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Yer, your list just got bigger, you need a 'hammmer' action drill, a 5mm red wall plug, a 5mm maisonary drill bit, a 8x6x2 screw, a screw driver, and your hammer
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Oh Dear Gods - what's wrong with just a normal nail
I have all the items on that list Sanchez - in the tool box
I have a feeling it may have gone in the loft when Husband put everything up there - if it has, I'm screwed (pardon the pun)
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By the sounds of things your hanging quite a large item, I nail may well be ok, but if its knock or perhaps over a period of time it might come out. You need to get a good fixing in to the brickwork behind the plaster on your wall. If it is in the loft how come your screwed ?
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theresa health and safety issue as well ...ill have to do a risk assessment ...there are issue like goggles (eyes) gloves (white finger you dont 1nt that) mask (is there an asbestos risk)cable pipe detector (any live wires or plumbing) fire risk risk to members of the public is it at hight nuisance noise ican go more indeph if you 1nt
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lol at u sonyj, the poor girls going to end up spending an absolute fortune to hang one pic lol. world most expensive 5 minute job evarrrrrrrrrrrrr
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By the sounds of things your hanging quite a large item, I nail may well be ok, but if its knock or perhaps over a period of time it might come out. You need to get a good fixing in to the brickwork behind the plaster on your wall. If it is in the loft how come your screwed ?
It will be over the fireplace so no chance of it getting knocked.
I'm screwed because I can't get into the loft and husband lives over 200 miles away
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theresa health and safety issue as well ...ill have to do a risk assessment ...there are issue like goggles (eyes) gloves (white finger you dont 1nt that) mask (is there an asbestos risk)cable pipe detector (any live wires or plumbing) fire risk risk to members of the public is it at hight nuisance noise ican go more indeph if you 1nt
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theresa health and safety issue as well ...ill have to do a risk assessment ...there are issue like goggles (eyes) gloves (white finger you dont 1nt that) mask (is there an asbestos risk)cable pipe detector (any live wires or plumbing) fire risk risk to members of the public is it at hight nuisance noise ican go more indeph if you 1nt
sony...shut...up
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With PJ, MissG and Sony all replying, im shocked at how clean the thread still is
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theresa health and safety issue as well ...ill have to do a risk assessment ...there are issue like goggles (eyes) gloves (white finger you dont 1nt that) mask (is there an asbestos risk)cable pipe detector (any live wires or plumbing) fire risk risk to members of the public is it at hight nuisance noise ican go more indeph if you 1nt
sony...shut...up
oh but hes right...you cant just "nail it"...theres a lot more...and if you use a laser self levelling system you gotta take into consideration the correct eye protection for that too...
thats why you must file a risk assemssement in triplicate before you even plan how to do such a massive task!
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With PJ, MissG and Sony all replying, im shocked at how clean the thread still is
So nice to see you have such faith in us
love you too
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theresa health and safety issue as well ...ill have to do a risk assessment ...there are issue like goggles (eyes) gloves (white finger you dont 1nt that) mask (is there an asbestos risk)cable pipe detector (any live wires or plumbing) fire risk risk to members of the public is it at hight nuisance noise ican go more indeph if you 1nt
sony...shut...up
oh but hes right...you cant just "nail it"...theres a lot more...and if you use a laser self levelling system you gotta take into consideration the correct eye protection for that too...
thats why you must file a risk assemssement in triplicate before you even plan how to do such a massive task!
notice its all men turning this into a BIG JOB!!!
if it were me PJ I'd be looking for a rock or a shoe or something else to knock the nail in - sod the hammer!!!
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oh but hes right...you cant just "nail it"...theres a lot more...and if you use a laser self levelling system you gotta take into consideration the correct eye protection for that too...
thats why you must file a risk assemssement in triplicate before you even plan how to do such a massive task!
You'll need more than bloody eye protection when I file you in triplicate
*please be aware that the above comment in no way, shape or form constitutes or is meant as a genuine threat of any kind or intends to put the reader in fear of harm of any kind, and can therefore not be construed as an assault*
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i'm sorry - but who the hell does a triplicate risk assessment form at HOME??? who you gonna hand it to? your nan?
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...and still the picture remains unhung
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notice its all men turning this into a BIG JOB!!! if it were me PJ I'd be looking for a rock or a shoe or something else to knock the nail in - sod the hammer!!!
Funny you should say that MissG - Already tried that with a bent nail and the heel of my cowboy boot
Even funnier is this is EXACTLY why I ended up doing the bathroom myself - and look what happened there!!
It's all risk assessments and sharp intakes of breath through the teeth until somebody breaks an arm
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...will super glue hold it?
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can't you just lean it on your mantlepiece?
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...and still the picture remains unhung
Oh the possibilities joke wise in so few words
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...that would depend what the picture is of....
Super glue I say
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when i worked at a uni we had an overseas student who's name was Mr W L Hung - you can imagine the chortles we had when we were registering him...
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Stuy and MissG - the answer to you both is No
Thankfully I have a knight in shining armour (albeit a little tarnished in the majority of places methinks) who is on his way in his charger to save the day
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charger - isn't that a type of plate?
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i was going to say that a home self assesment is required!!
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I don't need to go into a home quite yet hoseman
My picture looks lovely above my fireplace - I'm SOOOO happy now. It's made a $h!tty day end on a good note and restored my faith in men
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so, what method did you go for ?
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ok, so you mean you used a man's skull to put up your picture? very inventive
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I went for the "get a knight in shining armour" method.
I didn't use his head - he came with his own equipment
I feel perhaps I should post a picture of the nice gentleman's handiwork
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so long as its sitting straight
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It's sitting perfect!! Straighter than I could have got it
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did u get a warranty...lol
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No but he's easy enough to track down
If it falls down in the night I'll know it's not the budgie
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how long do you fink it will stay up.........?
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Until I move out - he struck me as being good at what he does so I trust his work
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a handyman ie god with his hands
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Is that a Freudian slip
He seems it - not bad considering he's only 21
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I wouldn't know - I'm a good girl
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There are some on the way tomorrow no doubt when MissG reads her mail - I made a confession to her and I feel I may be made to pay for my transgressions and wanton desires
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i carnt comment on the unknown
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There are some on the way tomorrow no doubt when MissG reads her mail - I made a confession to her and I feel I may be made to pay for my transgressions and wanton desires
i'm pretty sure i never learned these words in english lessons
such a feeling of inadequacy lol
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Which words did you not learn Davey?? I didn't learn some of them in English - blame the church *shudders*
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transgressions and wanton desires lol
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The trouble with those words is, they sound as good as the deeds they include
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Here is said picture still hanging on the wall when I go up this morning
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er which mail did you leave a message?
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PM here hon - it was to do with armpits
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Ladies, the mind boggles!!!
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I'd explain hoseman but I don't want to appear strange or somewhat of a freak.
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I have no PM - who did you accidentally send it to?
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Oh My $hit
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Now you've told me what it was about its not that bad apart from the bit about the sh*te in nining armour
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I said KNIGHT not $h!te
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Sorry - I like to twist words around - especially if it has an offensive outcome
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It's my fault for putting shight in knining armour - I was tipsy
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you didn't put that - i just did
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I think I should reduce the meds
I'm sure it was in the armpit PM
That's going to bug me now, I'm going to go over every PM I've still got and see if I can find it
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Found it
I sent it to someone else but it's not been read yet so I may be able to save myself
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Pagan, you do SEEM a little peculiar!!! "Strange and somewhat of a freak", i can handle!!!
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I'm all of those things really hoseman - just don't tell anyone
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your secret's safe with...all of us lol
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from that picture it looks well hung
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A good angle can make anything look well hung
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A good angle can make anything look well hung
hell how else did i get my gfriend!
(when i drive an audi to compensate for having a small cock!)
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A good angle can make anything look well hung
hell how else did i get my gfriend!
(when i drive an audi to compensate for having a small cock!)
lol well... will u have an audi or beemer at the end of ur ordeal? still provokes the question
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A good angle can make anything look well hung
hell how else did i get my gfriend!
(when i drive an audi to compensate for having a small cock!)
I wouldn't have said an Audi was compensating, some other cars, yes, but not an Audi. I'm not going to massage ego's though, size really does matter - especially when it comes to engine size!
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hell how else did i get my gfriend!
(when i drive an audi to compensate for having a small cock!)
lol well... will u have an audi or beemer at the end of ur ordeal? still provokes the question
Ive already made that decision...its gonna be anther A4 quattro same as i had..probably a bit newer with a few less miles on the clock..just got to sort out the cash in the meantime!
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Good choice Audi - they are really gorgeous cars!!
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i love audis, can i have the broken one so i can sit inside?
needed to change this for years. so now i have. ha
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No you can't - now come back to the ward, it's time for your meds!
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they always give me them pills, hardly a square meal, more oval
needed to change this for years. so now i have. ha
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my pills are round and pink, then there's the capsule ones which are really annoying cos when you try to swallow them with water they float to the top of the inside of your mouth like they are trying to avoid the trip down your throat.
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Why is it you guys seem to continually put temptation in my way!?! I feel more and more like Chandler Bing every day in here
It's just not fair!!!
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it shows just how much will power u realy have
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Only because I don't want to get in trouble with the Mods
It's killing me!!!! My tongue piercing will be falling out soon because I'll have no tongue left - that's how much I'm having to bite it
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now you dont 1nt to get into trouble know do you...lol
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No - because I'm a good girl
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so was boducia ..... i know ive spelt that wrong ..lol
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We used to call one of our teachers that
It's Boudica - at least the letters were all there
I've found my gig earplugs so may try and get some sleep. If they don't work, I shall be back shortly with my super angry head on!!
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can you still hear this.............
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You could have spoke instead of farting
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i ment ya ear plugs....lol
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what was the last thing you ate?
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road kill freshly killed by a TOYO PROXES
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did you cook it first or just rip it apart with your teeth at the road-side?
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badger sushi...still twitchin
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....did PJ ever get round to hanging this picture
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....did PJ ever get round to hanging this picture
Yes she did - the thread as since deteriated into a crusty corridor in an unknown asylum.
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dont you do any revision stuy...lol
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Not through 11 pages of spam!
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be fair there's only 4
No - I think probably me and PJ are mainly to blame as we are both on strong prescription drugs.
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i didnt realiz you can get wit on prescription.... take 2 before you go on line or before any meets
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..Id also recommend an anti-sickness pill if Sony has more vids
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with or without anaesthetic ....... gutted and filleted
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It's my thread and I will
if I want to
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the dominating male.........lol
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no - stop there - we mustn't diss the Moderators...
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miss diss that rhymes.....ha ha ha
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I do like a dominant man
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shut up NOW..................................................................................................................................................................................please
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Do you think its possible to find a truly dominant man in this day and age?
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I live in hope
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shut up NOW..................................................................................................................................................................................please
You do realise you are now getting "the look" don't you
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the "wot ya talkin about willace" look
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And not that tanned either
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