Forums Forums Local News Well i just had fun catchin criminals!

As some of you may know i`m doing security at a local garage.
Anyway, i`m patroling the forecourt when i hear someone scuffling around in the garden next to the garage.
I decided not to do anything but stand and listen due to the fact i thought it was the person that had just got home or sumink!
Next thing you know theres a big bang on the fence and the distinctive sound of a car window smashing.
So, i go round the corner and theres 2 chavs at the side of this mondeo looking rather stunned. i asked what they were doing and told them to f/off. They then ran off shouting "we`l be back to smash your f**kin ed in in half hour"
Right, now that pissed me off!
In the past 3 weeks my mother in law has had 1 car stolen and another broken into twice, these little gits had it cumming.
I go back into the garage, get my baseball bat, jump in my car and chase after the little smackheads.
By this time i could`nt see them, anyway bit further down the road i see one of them getting into a white corsa.
i drove up to the side of it and there they are trying to steal it!
They see me, dart it out down the road while i reversed doing starsky and hutch style then they split.
The one i was chasing went green His face was a picture i can tell you
Anyway, he legs it over the road, i spin the car round, chase after him and what happens? He ran straight down a side street where the police were waiting in a patrol car, lololol
I flash my lights at the police and carry on chasing him then blocked him off, meanwhile this police cars spinning round wondering wtf`s goin on and they nabbed him.
They`ve just finished getting a statement from me and thanked me saying they`ve been after these lads all night! Apperently they`ve broken into a load of cars around here tonight!
They caught the other lad sometime later.
tis a good job that police car was there, if i got the c**t i would of broke his legs.
Mad thing is because my car was parked halfway on the pavement after blocking that smackhead off, one of the cops moved my car and noticed the baseball bat on the passenger seat, he mentioned it to the others but never said anything, they just laughed, lol
So yes, its been quite an entertaining night tonight

Haha quality stuff fella, well done gettin these morons of the streets!

Innit, if they did`nt give me sh*t i would of left them alone, these wern`t kids, they were about 25, so i thought a good beating was in order.
You should of saw there faces though the second time i saw them, i couldn`t help but laugh, lol

Haha wish you had got to them with ya baseball bat although hopefully they will have previous and end up going down for a good few months like the bag head i caught trying to nick a car last year.

yaeh, well i think one of them was known to the police.
I wouldn`t normally do something like that but its getting out of hand now.
No-one can have anything without some scumbag druggie loser damaging their property.
Something needs to be done to get the message across that it won`t be tolerated anymore!

Yeah, everyone should stand up and announce martial law... bagheds and scally ... (not all scallies as a lot are fine in general, but the ... scallies) who do nothing but cause other people misery and torment, should have the shit kicked out of em and then thrown into the sea, theres far more respectable and decent people then there is ...!

haha, the police said alls they heard was the screaching of tryes and next thing they knew was me sliding round the corner
Its usually very boring doing this job, but tonight was quite fun

Sounds like you saved the day, congrats matey

Haha nicely written and ye did it in style! well done

haha wkd mate.

got be be care full these days as you may have all see n on the TV.

I do the same thing for a living

thanks guys, yeah its getting a lot worse these days, the yobs seem to be taking over.

nice one fella, well done !

When theres scally ..., in yer neighbour hood.. who ya gunna call.. Totopop !

Nice one hun

only just read this..nice one....course, ya can be done if ya have a "weapon" in your car...nothin sayin ya cant have a torque wrench in there tho (hint hint)

lmao well done mate