[quote=eggandchips]if you are going through hell, keep going


love it...

“I would never die for my beliefs
because I might be wrong.”

~ Bertrand Russell
(1872-1970)

If you are not enjoying the journey, you probably won't enjoy the destination.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.

If you had a face like mine, you`d punch me right on the nose, and I`m just the person to do it.

If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I`ll never speak to them again!

I had a dream that i was awake and i woke up to find myself asleep.

I`d like a room with a southern explosion!

Stan Laurel-(1890-1965)

always do sober, what you said you would do when you were drunk

that will teach you to keep your mouth shut


ernest hemingway

going to church dosen't make you a christian anymore than mc donalds makes you a hamburger....

In York, it is legal to kill a Scotsman within the ancient city boundary, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

this is so true, wonder how many people have said this. lol

Metaphor for the night sky: A trillion asterisks and no explanations. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

he that knows and knows that he knows is wise, follow him

dont worry about the world coming to an end... its already tomorrow in australia...

However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

Reminds me of 'Church should be a school for sinners not a resthome for saints'

a stranger is just a friend you havent met yet....

In Italy, anyone considered “obese” is forbidden from wearing polyester.

In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long

and

In Tremonton, Utah, it is illegal for a woman to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance.