Today I am enjoying the final remnants of last year's Christmas turkey. It tastes like shit and is full of mould-but I paid for it-and so far it has contributed to 38 curries; 127 turkey butties and 3 dead cats who choked on the bones. Can't wait for next year to start!!
Today I am enjoying the final remnants of last year's Christmas turkey. It tastes like shit and is full of mould-but I paid for it-and so far it has contributed to 38 curries; 127 turkey butties and 3 dead cats who choked on the bones. Can't wait for next year to start!!
My mate, who works for Bernard Matthews, has just bred a turkey with three legs so everyone can have a leg. I asked him what they tasted like. He said, "I don't know-I haven't caught one yet!!"
My mate, who works for Bernard Matthews, has just bred a turkey with three legs so everyone can have a leg. I asked him what they tasted like. He said, "I don't know-I haven't caught one yet!!"