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Link What a tosser 
What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?
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Wankel engine in truck probably.
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Don't send Jesus,
This is no place for children.
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stiff fine
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stiff fine for playing with his gear knob
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He was delivering to Yorkshire and had already had the boss phone saying "ee jack ye late"
"can you describe the assailant?"
"er, 6ft3, moustache"
"my, thats a big moustache!"
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I thought the report said that he hadn't lost his load.
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well and truely been caught with his pants down
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yuo konw taht tpye fo tinhg gvies yuo bda eeysghit.
God help us,
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He's Been Caught "White Handed"
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"excuse me sir, can you cum with us please"
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was it a milk truck !!!!!!!!!
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he got confused and shouted down the cb "boss loosing control of me wagon come in ,come in "
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Let me get this straight:
He was masturbating whilst driving,
He then crashed because he was masturbating,
He then CONTINUED to masturbate in his vehicle (which had FLIPPED OVER),
He continued to masturbate while being interviewed by THE POLICE.
What drugs was he on exactly???
Last edited by Violet; 7th Oct 2009 3:03pm.
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The dangers of taking Pro-Plus 
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