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Just to make you all aware if you are from around the Noctorum area, there is local skallys going round and putting hammers throu car window screens.
One was smashed a few days ago and when the police were called and came out he said it was the 9th one he had heard about in aweek in the same area.
Be carefull guys...
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![[Linked Image]](https://www.wikiwirral.co.uk/forums/ubbthreads.php/ubb/download/Number/13143/filename/sig.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](https://www.wikiwirral.co.uk/forums/ubbthreads.php/ubb/download/Number/13362/filename/rant0000.gif) Putin khuilo
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thanks Mr_Ice 
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hmmm..was looking in detail at intel today...not much of this going on the noctorum as much as on the beechwood tbh
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Thanks Ice_man.Have you noticed the high profile policing this week?Trouble at the weekend around the Townfield shops with 5 arrests being made.
Its probably riled some brave scumbag to snaeak around with a hammer as revenge for stopping his normal scumbag activities.
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Mr Vigilante To The Rescue
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All Vigilantes Be alert Please
I repeat all Vigilantes Be Alert Please
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I have the cure for this! I think there is a market for "anti-scally kits. They would contain the following:
2 house bricks
1 magnifying glass
1 pair of tweezers
100 rolls of 10m Bondage Tape
Simply tie the hoodlums down using the bondage tape, remove shell suit bottoms (theirs, not ours obviously), use magnifying glass to find testicles, use aforementioned tweezers to hold said testicles, get a colleague to crush said testicles between the 2 housebricks provided! This would stop them breeding!
Failing that, cut their hands off at the elbows!
Sometimes Police Officers give more than just speeding tickets!
It�s hard to be fit as a fiddle when you�re shaped like a cello!
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I shall start making the kits then 
Sometimes Police Officers give more than just speeding tickets!
It�s hard to be fit as a fiddle when you�re shaped like a cello!
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i'll buy one 
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Grand!! Mind you, you need it your neck of the woods  *wanders off to ebay to buy more Bondage Tape*
Sometimes Police Officers give more than just speeding tickets!
It�s hard to be fit as a fiddle when you�re shaped like a cello!
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cheeky.... aint as bad as the noctorum down here but double my order anyway 
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For a slightly more hands free method I recommend superglue and a steam iron. Apply glue to iron, apply iron to scumbag's groin, plug iron in and watch the dance 
If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.
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