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#242039 - 7th Jul 2008 2:02pm Just had a bump....
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Went out for some dinner, and decided to put some fuel in the car whilst I was out.

So Im leaving the petrol station behind a Vauxhall Zafira, and he stops to give way at the main road.

Im watching 50/50 - car in front / whats coming from the right. It clears to the right and the Zafira moves away, so I gibe it one last look to check if its clear - which it is, so I progress - straight in the the back of the fooking Vauxhall which has stalled exiting the petrol station somad

I turn the engine off, and look up to see the door fly open on the Vauxhall, and the smallest dwarf Ive ever seen has to clamber down from the seat and falls out of the car raftl

So Im in stitches, and try to get out of my car, holding in my laughter.

The lil fella walks round the back of his car - face like thunder, looks at me and says in an angry voice...

"IM NOT HAPPY!!!"

To which I replied....















"Well, which one are you then??" raftl

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#242040 - 7th Jul 2008 2:05pm Re: Just had a bump.... [Re: StuyMac]
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dunno doh

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#242041 - 7th Jul 2008 2:21pm Re: Just had a bump.... [Re: Wheels]
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hope it wasnt the s2000 you crashed

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#242042 - 7th Jul 2008 2:25pm Re: Just had a bump.... [Re: Tony_1985]
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Originally Posted By: Tony_1985
hope it wasnt the s2000 you crashed


smack
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#242045 - 7th Jul 2008 2:38pm Re: Just had a bump.... [Re: StuyMac]
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Wow...some people eh...

thats as good as the skoda cake jokes
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#242046 - 7th Jul 2008 2:41pm Re: Just had a bump.... [Re: MGCraig]
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Its like the one about the crashed ice cream van...

Apparently some guy rolled his Ice cream van yesterday. Police said they had no need to cone off the area, and despite the driver being covered in hundreds and thousands, they doubt he had topped himself - rather he just flaked out at the wheel....

...Ill get my coat!!! raftl


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#242048 - 7th Jul 2008 2:51pm Re: Just had a bump.... [Re: StuyMac]
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Ladies And Gentlemen !!!

StuyMac Will Be Here ALL Week!!!...
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#242050 - 7th Jul 2008 2:57pm Re: Just had a bump.... [Re: MGCraig]
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fair enough

got ya now


i'll go sit back in my corner

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#242051 - 7th Jul 2008 3:21pm Re: Just had a bump.... [Re: Tony_1985]
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