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#165030 5th Aug 2007 9:27am
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ONLY 2 DAYS TIL THE BABY'S DUE... AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH !!
LI'L BABY GRACE IS DUE ON TUESDAY... WILL KEEP U ALL INFORMED thumbsup yipee bananadance bananalove


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What time lol

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steve... she is goin to need evicting!!! no way is she gona come tuesday! this lil madam is very happy were she is! lmao....

*note to self cut out the chocy an Subway! she may get fed up then*

haha Gail x


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fingers crossed for you both


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Goodluck.

Thankgod i am a man and dont have to give birth.


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Dont hold your breath mate, both of mine where a week late.

Warning Warning Adult content about bringing on labour in spoiler.

apparently intercourse is the most natural and effective way of bringing on labour, something in your sperm, softens the cervex! happy clicky clicky

If they dont work, at least you had fun trying!!! thumbsup


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Where's me cervex lol

Let your fingers do the walking lol

• Nipple stimulation This will release the hormone oxytocin and may help start labour. It's only likely to be successful if your cervix is 'ripe' and ready to dilate, otherwise it seems to help with the ripening process. There is no agreement on how much nipple stimulation you need, or how often, to stimulate contractions.


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Originally Posted by Mark
Where's me cervex lol


Spelling doh, I meant cervix


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So where that one then "Cervix" raftl
i'm having a laugh lol

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lmao raftl


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pmfsl u fellas r soooo funny, u know more than the mom an baby site i go on rofl!!!!....btw the tips u've give aint worked so far sorry so off to asda tomorrow to buy me 7 pinapples an a vindaloo rofl rofl

xx GAIL xx bananadance


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bloody hell were you going to stick that many pineapples lol


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lmfao!!!


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just try and frighten gail mate lol


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ste ,,, he did today i shit him up more tho when i pretened to be in labor lmfao even me dad kaked himself lol

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