Not forgetting Maddie and Princess Di.
I look at the headlines of all the papers on the BBC's website most mornings, and rather look forward to what the Express considers worth reporting. I recall recently when Trump was threatening North Korea which had taken to firing missiles over Japan all the papers were full of it, with one exception. The Express evidently considered it more important to tell its readers that sprouts were a cure for arthritis (according to 'scientists')
There was something comforting in the reflection that when nuclear armageddon arrives, that the readers of the Express will meet it as limber as an eighteen-year-old!