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Yes, and then some so and so comes along and drives over it. Nice fat juicy pheasant hand reared from a poor old pensioners purse.

Hope they choke on the bones. Tiny little bodies they have under all the feathers.

Is your bumper ok fish?

Unwritten rule if you hit it you cant have it. Picked up from side of road...think that one was near ruthin.

Home grown corn , carrots onions and runners..

Bumpers fine DD I didn't hit it..

Did you pick it up and eat it, Fish ? Vege look nice ...

Freddie spent all day here today, hiding under a bush when the children played out. We all feel like hiding under a bush when the children are here. Strange that isn't it ?

Freddie has just about taken up residence now. Bed, breakfast and evening meal, with a lunchtime snack. He's settled under the bushes next to the dining room tonight. I had been wondering, but he was spotted by the spy squad, tip toeing under the shrubs.

Now it's getting to be a bother to even open the door. He'll have us housebound soon. When you start saying,, 'shhhh '! to the dog, for fear of upsetting Freddie , it's getting ridiculous but we will carry ,no doubt.

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You've got him spoilt granny...

He's a fine looking fella

He's a real pleasant pheasant

Yes Dilly, and if hes being looked after by granny, lady of the manor, then hes a real pleasant peasant pheasant

Best watch out for the pleasant pheasant plucker

Hopefully Freddie will have more lucker with his tucker and stay safe

He's a very pleasant pheasant, and a plucker for his tucker.


The Pheasant Plucking Song

Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man,
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes of an evening I feel a trifle dim,
All alone and plucking pheasants when I'd rather pluck with him.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Cos the pheasant plucker's late.

I'm not good at plucking pheasants, pheasant plucking I get stuck,
Though some peasants find it pleasant I'd much rather pluck a duck,
Oh, but plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But plucking pheasants is sheer torture, for they haven't any grease.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
He has gone out on the tiles,
He only plucked one pheasant
And I'm sitting here with piles.

You have to pluck them fresh, if they're fresh it's not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable, could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable has pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar of a Sunday 'twixt the first and second lessons.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant plucker's come.

My good friend Godfrey's most adept, he's really got the knack,
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
I try and lend a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all this pheasant plucking keeps us here together.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's friend,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
As a means unto an end.

Me husband's in the woods all day, a-banging with his gun,
If he could hear me heartfelt cries, then surely he would run,
For I've fluff in all me crannies and there's feathers up me nose,
And I'm itchin' in the kitchin' from me head down to me toes.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's wife,
And when we pluck together
It's a pheasant plucking life!

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMNET ;

It grieves me to inform you that, 'Freddie' is no more

Has he flown the nest Granny?

You could say that. Found , flat as a pancake on the road .