Forums Forums Local News Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident!

I can't believe the Hospital stuck a camera down her throat to look for it, how far up had she shoved it? The mind boggles. The eyes would boggle too.

I very much doubt she will ever get a teaching job now. Feel sorry for thr 2 year old child, what sort of school life will she have with that story about. Some people have no shame.

I think I must be missing something here, over the years I've had a couple of Doctor's digits up my rear end and I certainly didn't think " Wow, that was great, I'll do it to the wife tonight, she'll love it", I'd more than likely have got a smack in the gob. But maybe I've led a sheltered life, and if that means not pushing things up my wife's backside then I'm eternally grateful.

How did she think she'll get it out with a fork handle

I dont judge people by what they get up to in the privacy of the own home, we all like different people and different things. There are just some things that should stay private.

Next time they might like thinking about an anchor rope attached to the foot of the bed

She is in the front running for the new bond girl in the latest film. For your arse only.

The things some people do for their 15 minutes of fame

Four candles?

45 minute drive to Wrexham maelor hospital? Do they have a specialist department. More call for it in Wales. I suppose the miners found alternative employment when the mines shut. Experienced in extracting things from long dark passages
She could advertise Duracell batteries. Guaranteed to go further.

If we take away the fact that the woman is a 'trainee teacher' as emphasised heavily by the press then this would be a non-story??

Who cares, really? The couple have decided to come forth warning of the dangers of sex play gone wrong- that's it.

I doubt it was her sense of altruism that drove her to publicise her antics.

Of course, why didn't we all see it like that ? She's an angel, only thinking of other people's safety

Yep, just doing her public duty right up there with the Green Cross Code....I'm sure by now she will have had offers from the sleazy mags and other sources. C,mon Rude you can't surely think she was right in plastering it all over the place she,ll be forever known for that now, how can you Instill decency and morals into younger generation. As I said whatever you get up to in bedroom keep it to yourself.

Sometimes attack is the best way of defence. Can you imagine the incident (despite expected discretion from professional staff) staying private anyway ? So many people involved along the way. I reckon it must have become obvious to her that she wasnt going to get away with this event quietly disappearing , so maybe she had no option but to decide to prempt it being revealed later at an even worse time , and face it now , putting the best altruistic slant on it she could ?