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If you could give a tip for life what would it be? Never force a fart. Why not , too much pork ?? 
Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect.
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Granny, am I detecting an innuendo here? Surely not from our dear sweet Granny!
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I doubt if Granny gives much credence to innuendos Lud. You would understand what I mean if you saw her. Most afternoons she's gentle rocking to & fro in her rocking chair on the veranda of her house overlooking the route out from Thingwall corner to the Badlands of Heswall. A picture of serenity, knitting another Kevlar bullet proof jacket. Under her lace pinny is Old Bettsy, her blunderbuss, WITH the safety catch off. Best not to ruffle her feathers!
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...and what spyware is that attributed to, Gadget man ? Have you got one of those 'drone' things ?
Last edited by granny; 24th Sep 2015 2:27pm.
Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect.
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A helium filled haggis with my old Kodak Instamatic dangling below ! 
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...and what spyware is that attributed to, Gadget man ? Have you got one of those 'drone' things ? If you see one of those drone things, granny, just deploy the blunderbuss.
Carpe diem.
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If you could give a tip for life what would it be? Get yourself a blunderbuss, and join Wikiwirral. It will either kill you or keep you going. Serious answer, appreciate the little things.
Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect.
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You guys are so funny. I have just spent 4 weeks in hospital and rehab after a knee replacement. I am not going anywhere until I get my moneys worth.
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Welcome Dingle, hope you are feeling better. This should keep you amused. All the old farts memories.... keep going and don't fall over laughing ! https://www.wikiwirral.co.uk/forums/ubbthreads.php/topics/790860/1.html
Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect.
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