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What will we do about babies Venice, would we have to wear a holo hat ? We just fast forward that part granny until they grow up and bugger off!!
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Wouldnt it be nice if you could sit at your pc with a scale picture of a room in your house, or the outside or something , and anything you altered on that picture digitally , would automatically be copied in reality to the actual property. You could decorate the outside yoursef without falling off a ladder, you could change the decor in your lounge or whatever at will , move plugs to the other side of the room ..
You could even get even ladies when the OH is sitting glued for the fourth hour to horse racing, footie or the golf . Insert him in front of the pc TV and then move him down the garden or leave him at the nearest shops etc ! Gordon Bennet, Im loving this idea !
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Oh, I missed seeing the baby posts! Lets see . I reckon we just have them produced in the same way as the food! Eliminate all the painful parts of carrying and giving birth. Stick with the fun bits --
you see if we had a hola hat , we could program ourselves to be the best most perfect looking creatures ever with no inhibitions , so you wouldnt have to worry about saggy bits or anything, and we could also program a partner of our choice , George Cluney, Zippy, David Beckham or whoever takes your fancy (hubby will not find out)
and then have the most perfect touch feely experience limited only by your own imagination ---and it would all feel absolutely real ! No spending 2hrs getting ready and looking for just the right atttire, no unwanted pregnancies , no STD's , no jealousy ,no guilt --sounds pretty good to me !
Would solve the worlds overpopulation problem too! Just dial up the quota of male or female sprogs as required . Easy Peasy.Then you get the clones to look after them , so as the clones are in effect you, you get all the pleasure of them , but you yourself will be free to go off and enjoy other things in life as often as you want. If you have six clones, you could have one for the kids, one for domestic chores and the other four all wearing hola hats youve programmed for your pleasures .
Next question.
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Looks as if we could end up with feet attached to our bums.
How about computer controlled shoes. Press the button and send them anywhere you like. Over the hill and far away.
Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect.
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The stork will be unemployed.Have you got no compassion ?
Last edited by granny; 12th Jun 2014 3:45pm.
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We need to make sure they have sat nav though Granny . But int elligent sat nav. Intelligent enough to know where the best views are, the best hola icecream etc !--and when the NEXT sales start.
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I prefer butter anyway!
Ill get the stork his own hola hat and he can imagine himself as a Golden Eagle , Buzzard or whatever he wants. Im not selfish.
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I prefer butter anyway!
Ill get the stork his own hola hat and he can imagine himself as a Golden Eagle , Buzzard or whatever he wants. Im not selfish. 
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Well seeing as how my hola hat machine hasnt been invented yet, Im going to have to go to Aldi myself . I need to buy a calorific treat as this thread has made my life seem very underwhelming and lacking !!
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Venice, can we have a Holo Hat design competition ?
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Well seeing as how my hola hat machine hasnt been invented yet, Im going to have to go to Aldi myself . I need to buy a calorific treat as this thread has made my life seem very underwhelming and lacking !! You are going become a chocoholoc
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Oh my Lord , Ive just weaned myself off sugar to save ageing any faster than I am already, and its just dawned on me that as soon as its possible to dial up an instant choc bar , youre absolutely right, I will be lost and fall into total holochoc hell !
No!!!!!!!!!! WAIT I forgot! I will just press the button for the fancied bar, and my mind will be transported to where I eat it and savour it in choc heaven ---so I wont ACTUALLY need to eat it, so I wont ACTUALLY be doing anything thats bad for me . Yeeeees! Bring it on!!! Mines a 'Picnic' followed by a flake, and then 12 Ferrero Roche's . And I wont even feel sick because Ill set the program to make sure I dont !!!!
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Feel free anyone who wants to design a holohat . Im not very artistic like that. Looking forward to some good ideas , except how to you get drawings to the post?
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Ive just packed in the cigs I start up again without doing any damage at all, I could even go back on the glue sniffin without getting covered in the stuff OMG I could go on all day ...
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1)prototype holo hat
2)other stuff
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Ive just packed in the cigs I start up again without doing any damage at all, I could even go back on the glue sniffin without getting covered in the stuff OMG I could go on all day ...
To do list
1)prototype holo hat
2)other stuff  Yes you seem to have prioritized correctly .
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