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I have just called Arrowe park Hospital to see how me mum is and they have told me the hospital is being shut down as they have discovered a super bug called AFYS which is ten times more deadly than MRSA and spreads faster than NTZ or DUH.

My mum is one of the fortunate ones who will be evacuated to Wrexham General which is within easy traveling for visiting, but due to lack of beds within the NHS some are having to travel as far as the Edinburgh sanitorium and St Ives mental institution.

france and gremany have both stepped in to offer help and support with beds in several of their hospitals should the Arrowe Park Management not be able to find enough places to evacuate people too around the UK.

The situation has been made worse, as to prevent the infection crossing into Wales, the welsh have closed all borders to English people, and will only be allowing welsh speaking people to travel in to Wales.

Apparently the crisis should be over by twelve O'Clock today when things will return to normal.

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Lol had me going for a bit lol

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Is this meant to be FUNNY......

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think it leeked a bit when you said they shut the border lol

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Originally Posted by missmahjong
Is this meant to be FUNNY......

Just realised the DATE....lol

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The merseymagazine one does at least appear to be authentic

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lol does that mean I got ya Missy?

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YES..............

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DUH...you'd have to be NTZ to believe it! tease

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Nice one Simon. Thanks for the laugh.

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Your welcome moonstar.

It was a bit of a laugh catlover, I could have made it sound a lot more believable, but didn't want people worrying about relatives or calling the hospital.

On the ball there yewgarth, hope it put a few smiles on faces today, and in case anyone didn't figure it out, it was an April fool.

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Ive got a really good sense of humour . but that is well out of order . people could of been ringing up arrow park asking and blocking phone lines when true family are worried about there family . ie cancer people ect . very sick april fool . could of done better

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Ive got a really good sense of humour . but that is well out of order . people could of been ringing up arrow park asking and blocking phone lines when true family are worried about there family . ie cancer people ect . very sick april fool . could of done better

I think you would need to be a little bit dim to be taken in by that. laffin

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Ha Ha Good one Simon!!!

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Ive got a really good sense of humour . but that is well out of order . people could of been ringing up arrow park asking and blocking phone lines when true family are worried about there family . ie cancer people ect . very sick april fool . could of done better

I think you would need to be a little bit dim to be taken in by that. laffin


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