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yewgarth #644495 30th Dec 2011 10:12pm
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Originally Posted by yewgarth
Originally Posted by Edna_
Are you joking? Hilda wouldn't steal mine and Brenda's milk. We have been close friends for years, in fact me and Hilda will be in Brenda's tonight sharing a bottle of wine and playing bridge.

I reckon it was Joan, she's been jealous of you two since that land mine landed on your house and Brenda defused it.
laffini shouldnt laugh at this topic but it is funny,
sorry Edna,maybe Yewgarth has a point.

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all jokes apart. when you think about it, by walking round a couple of different roads each morning you could make your self a good few quid a week. It cost more than a quid a pint bottle of milk these days when you buy it from a milkman. So pinch 10 bottle a day and sell it to one of the many cafes at half price. you be quids in.


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Originally Posted by jimbob
all jokes apart. when you think about it, by walking round a couple of different roads each morning you could make your self a good few quid a week. It cost more than a quid a pint bottle of milk these days when you buy it from a milkman. So pinch 10 bottle a day and sell it to one of the many cafes at half price. you be quids in.
lol you not the milk thief are you raftl

Edna_ #644533 30th Dec 2011 10:54pm
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I often thought about stealing milk-but I don't think I'd have the bottle!!

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Q: What do elephants have in common with milk?
A: They both come in pints!!

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Originally Posted by FiremanFil
Q: What do elephants have in common with milk?
A: They both come in pints!!
lol Phil i hope you are not bottleing jokes up there laugh

Edna_ #644552 30th Dec 2011 11:15pm
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Thanks to everyone for there kind words today and those who had some fun, yeh it was only milk but Brenda was really upset as she can't get to the co-op.

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Thanks to all of you for making me laugh so much..so needed!!! I was going to make a coffee but guess what, I have no milk..going to be an early morning for me I guess..lol

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Originally Posted by nidgynoo
Thanks to all of you for making me laugh so much..so needed!!! I was going to make a coffee but guess what, I have no milk..going to be an early morning for me I guess..lol
laugh is funny thats wiki spirit.
hope Edna and her mate get milk tomorrow lol.
just have your coffee black.
happy new year when it comes

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Originally Posted by Tombraider
Originally Posted by nidgynoo
Thanks to all of you for making me laugh so much..so needed!!! I was going to make a coffee but guess what, I have no milk..going to be an early morning for me I guess..lol
laugh is funny thats wiki spirit.
hope Edna and her mate get milk tomorrow lol.
just have your coffee black.
happy new year when it comes


Thanks Tombraider, we got our milk today, thanks for asking and Happy New Year to you too.

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Aw great news Edna.
hope you have a nice new year.

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Originally Posted by Tombraider
Aw great news Edna.
hope you have a nice new year.
Hi TR that`s great news Edna got her milk today now you have a great new year xx laugh

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Originally Posted by FiremanFil
I often thought about stealing milk-but I don't think I'd have the bottle!!
Yoh ,FF you do have the bottle, any way you and yours have a great new year xx all the best laugh

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Originally Posted by gypsyjune
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Aw great news Edna.
hope you have a nice new year.
Hi TR that`s great news Edna got her milk today now you have a great new year xx laugh
laugh you have a good one as well June we catch up next year.
IBenda will be happy as well x

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Same to you with knobs on, GJ!! :-) And to anyone else on this thread, which has been pure gold top!! lol

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