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hi at the m.a.r railway today, the railway had an earthquake and all the building shook and in pinz,s army surplus shop he had some live grenade,s on a self, and one rolled off the shelf and the pin fell out and it exploded. AND this caused all the other grenade,s and shells in his shop to go bang and this caused bert,s lingerie shop to go bang as well scattering various bra,s, knickers,stockings, suspender belts,basque,s and strange magazines all over the site.Now as well the ground shaking it caused the door on the cage that mike and ann,s pets BONZO an TINKERBELL the croc,s were in to fly open and they started to eat the people. and then the m.a.r bus lost control hit the new fire station killing everyone, and a aeroplane flying overhead saw the fire and as the pilot was nearly blind he thought it was the runway. It landed right in the middle of the railway in a big crash, and a piece of plane hit the m.a.r ice-cream van sending lolly ice,s ,choc ice,s ,and 99,s all over the site.With all these explosion,s as well the tyre,s from the m.a.r tyre depot the tyre,s were bounching all over the place.Then MAD marthar tattyknickers escaped from prison through a hole in the cell wall, then a gorilla climbed into a steam engine and steamed off. Then a baboon monkey got in the police car ran over SGT pinz killing! him, then bert ran off with tina-wilkinson screws but because the two of them looked like shifty buggers i ran them down in my ferrari flattening the two of them dead.And then up in space a dirty big asteroid was heading towards the m.a.r railway, OH NO what next??? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!.OH WOW i tell you what yewgarth them tablets you gave me are great thanks. Do you fancy another bottle bud, nice padded cells these!.

Are you sure? I was off me head with booze, fags, pills and a prozzie when i wrote them ideas!

PS, can i have some of my pills back please? just get the warder to slip them under the door!