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Originally Posted by Bezzymate
Are in a secure place Yewgarth?


No more than usual, sitting in my padded cell, chillin, havin a bud!

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Are in a secure place Yewgarth?


No more than usual, sitting in my padded cell, chillin, havin a bud!


offtopic verysorry

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Well done Mike, Beatrice Smith is just what i need outside my shop, who'll soon be inside my shop, did i mention half day closing on Thursdays and late opening Friday mornings.


God help us,
Come yourself,
Don't send Jesus,
This is no place for children.


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Originally Posted by bert1
Well done Mike, Beatrice Smith is just what i need outside my shop, who'll soon be inside my shop, did i mention half day closing on Thursdays and late opening Friday mornings.
you naughty man {oh behave}.just make sure SGT pinz isn,t sniffing about!. thumbsup

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Originally Posted by yewgarth
Mike, can we please please please have a bit of devil worship? You could make a wicker man out of matches, put the copper in, have everyone dancing naked, then torch it! Would you think about it please? I can supply the sacrificial goat if need be and it would bring a bit of life to the town. Ooor failing that, could you tie a couple of virgins (are there any?) to the track and decapitate them. Please let me know if my ideas are viable? I look forward to hearing from you Mr train. PS I have plenty more ideas on how to liven the town up, man with chain saw, man with axe, man with flame thrower etc. Enjoy!
hi yewgarth please please please can i have some of those pill,s your ON! cheers . thumbsup p.s can i have a cell as well and two bottles of bud.

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i'll give you 5 mad pills for a booking office! raftl

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So it looks like its Tatty knickers for Spannerhead!

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Originally Posted by Tombraider
So it looks like its Tatty knickers for Spannerhead!
no tombraider spannerhead is waiting for a nice lady in the future? for himself, happy

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Listen here you 'orrible lot! Your Mother might love you but I DON'T!!! All this NAFFI chat about women with underware that won't pass muster, who congregate outside that infernal lingerie shop next door has got to stop !!

It's having a serious effect on my business. I've got 3 big crates of Pith Helmets and a pile of Bully Beef (Dated 1944) to flog.

My final warning before Dirty Gertie heads south to "advise" you of the need for Fire Insurance !!!

I don't care if a certain female's knickers hang in festoons around her ankles,
my punters are getting frightened off.


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What's going on Mike? Just looked back through posts & looks like tinkerbell is a crocodile. Sorry mate but I don't want a female who would eat me alive. Not having much luck am I mate.

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Poor Spanner,what rotters they are!!!!

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hi hi at the m.a.r railway today, the railway had an earthquake and all the building shook and in pinz,s army surplus shop he had some live grenade,s on a self, and one rolled off the shelf and the pin fell out and it exploded. AND this caused all the other grenade,s and shells in his shop to go bang and this caused bert,s lingerie shop to go bang as well scattering various bra,s, knickers,stockings, suspender belts,basque,s and strange magazines all over the site.Now as well the ground shaking it caused the door on the cage that mike and ann,s pets BONZO an TINKERBELL the croc,s were in to fly open and they started to eat the people. and then the m.a.r bus lost control hit the new fire station killing everyone, and a aeroplane flying overhead saw the fire and as the pilot was nearly blind he thought it was the runway. It landed right in the middle of the railway in a big crash, and a piece of plane hit the m.a.r ice-cream van sending lolly ice,s ,choc ice,s ,and 99,s all over the site.With all these explosion,s as well the tyre,s from the m.a.r tyre depot the tyre,s were bounching all over the place.Then MAD marthar tattyknickers escaped from prison through a hole in the cell wall, then a gorilla climbed into a steam engine and steamed off. Then a baboon monkey got in the police car ran over SGT pinz killing! him, then bert ran off with tina-wilkinson screws but because the two of them looked like shifty buggers i ran them down in my ferrari flattening the two of them dead.And then up in space a dirty big asteroid was heading towards the m.a.r railway, OH NO what next??? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!.OH WOW i tell you what yewgarth them tablets you gave me are great thanks. Do you fancy another bottle bud, nice padded cells these!. thumbsup

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Originally Posted by Spannerhead
What's going on Mike? Just looked back through posts & looks like tinkerbell is a crocodile. Sorry mate but I don't want a female who would eat me alive. Not having much luck am I mate.
she like,s you she has a clint in her eye,s raftl raftl raftl raftl raftl thumbsup

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Originally Posted by miketrain
hi hi at the m.a.r railway today, the railway had an earthquake and all the building shook and in pinz,s army surplus shop he had some live grenade,s on a self, and one rolled off the shelf and the pin fell out and it exploded. AND this caused all the other grenade,s and shells in his shop to go bang and this caused bert,s lingerie shop to go bang as well scattering various bra,s, knickers,stockings, suspender belts,basque,s and strange magazines all over the site.Now as well the ground shaking it caused the door on the cage that mike and ann,s pets BONZO an TINKERBELL the croc,s were in to fly open and they started to eat the people. and then the m.a.r bus lost control hit the new fire station killing everyone, and a aeroplane flying overhead saw the fire and as the pilot was nearly blind he thought it was the runway. It landed right in the middle of the railway in a big crash, and a piece of plane hit the m.a.r ice-cream van sending lolly ice,s ,choc ice,s ,and 99,s all over the site.With all these explosion,s as well the tyre,s from the m.a.r tyre depot the tyre,s were bounching all over the place.Then MAD marthar tattyknickers escaped from prison through a hole in the cell wall, then a gorilla climbed into a steam engine and steamed off. Then a baboon monkey got in the police car ran over SGT pinz killing! him, then bert ran off with tina-wilkinson screws but because the two of them looked like shifty buggers i ran them down in my ferrari flattening the two of them dead.And then up in space a dirty big asteroid was heading towards the m.a.r railway, OH NO what next??? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!.OH WOW i tell you what yewgarth them tablets you gave me are great thanks. Do you fancy another bottle bud, nice padded cells these!. thumbsup
That's not nice i'm in tears and was picking out a nice little black number for the forthcoming funeral. Now I'll have to have a large gin to calm my nerves.

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Originally Posted by Pinzgauer
Listen here you 'orrible lot! Your Mother might love you but I DON'T!!! All this NAFFI chat about women with underware that won't pass muster, who congregate outside that infernal lingerie shop next door has got to stop !!

It's having a serious effect on my business. I've got 3 big crates of Pith Helmets and a pile of Bully Beef (Dated 1944) to flog.

My final warning before Dirty Gertie heads south to "advise" you of the need for Fire Insurance !!!

I don't care if a certain female's knickers hang in festoons around her ankles,
my punters are getting frightened off.

laugh raftl

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