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Does your head spin? Are you talking in a deep menacing voice?
Is your bed jumping up and down? Are you keeping up with your Mortgage payments? You could be getting Re-Possessed. Also it could be them shitty Andrex going around.
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I woke up at 2.30am last week expulting 'yellow water' at both ends,violentaly, every 15 minutes.
Came completley out of the blue.
Lasted less than 24 hours, horrid at the time..... Sounds like half of it came out of the brown!!
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if you are dead, ring the co.op lol lol lol
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Shaun, hope you didn't come here for sympathy!!
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Well it's happened! I've got the s#its via Wki Wirral. I could actually S#it through a J cloth. And i've got the eggy breath. I've also put a dead pig in the bathroom as an air freshener. Any urban explorers want to come and have a look? I can guarantee it'll be the most dangerous thing you've ever done.
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