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by GaryFromWirral - 9th Jan 2024 6:30pm
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I recently met an old girlfriend from many years back. Had many snogging sessions back then although that was about as far as it went. Not my choice you understand but then I am male.  Perhaps it was just as well it didn't go too far as accidents happen especially pre pill days and the years have not been kind to her. What was worse was that her breath was foul and it was difficult just talking to her. I'm no oil painting and a hell of a lot older myself but my breath doesn't smell or at least my wife says it doesn't. Another one I used to go out with had about ten kids last time I heard. None of them mine I might add! Sounds cruel I know but had a lucky escape I think. Any others encountered an ex and thought the same? Be gentle with me ladies!
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be!
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I went out with a halitosis horror a fews times - many years ago. She did have her good points though! hem. cough....
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Dont worry Morseman..it happens.
My only bad experiences so far are seeing girls a few days after... they dont seem to grasp the idea of one night.
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Your all thinking too long term - Im sure it applies to either sex, but what about the morning after the night before!!! 
What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?
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I'm quite lucky I guess - I'm still good friends with all my exes bar 3, but that's only because I don't know where they are living now. Some from a long while ago, I see sometimes and think "I'm so glad I didn't stay with you" but then I'm sure they may think the same thing about me 
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they either go lez or go huge! If that comes adross as shallow thats because it is!
"can you describe the assailant?"
"er, 6ft3, moustache"
"my, thats a big moustache!"
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I went out with a halitosis horror a fews times - many years ago. She did have her good points though! hem. cough.... Pert? they dont seem to grasp the idea of one night. Craig, you slaaaaaag! I had a boyfriend who had the most offensive feet. I had to escape to another town in the end just to be polite.
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they either go lez or go huge! If that comes adross as shallow thats because it is! A lot of blokes I used to know seem to be going bald now and I'm only 33.
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you are shockingly shallow! disgusting!
"can you describe the assailant?"
"er, 6ft3, moustache"
"my, thats a big moustache!"
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I went out with a halitosis horror a fews times - many years ago. She did have her good points though! hem. cough.... Pert? they dont seem to grasp the idea of one night. Craig, you slaaaaaag! I had a boyfriend who had the most offensive feet. I had to escape to another town in the end just to be polite. So you put your foot down and legged it did you? 
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be!
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All girlfriends have gone onto be successful, one is a Phd, two others went to Cambridge and Oxford.  Didn't really have short term GF's. They all went to the same school though!
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my ex was a complete phycho went i finished with her she started a hate campaign against me on myspace!
WHY SO SERIOUS???
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"can you describe the assailant?"
"er, 6ft3, moustache"
"my, thats a big moustache!"
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you are shockingly shallow! disgusting! Are you going bald or something?
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Im bald, but its by choice....A solar panel for a sex machine!!! I WISH!!!!
IF IT HAS A HOSE THEN IM YOUR MAN
BETTER TO BURN OUT THAN FADE AWAY!
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by GaryFromWirral - 28th Dec 2023 8:49pm
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by GaryFromWirral - 28th Dec 2023 8:49pm
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