Taken from Wednesdays Wirral Globe

I dont have no experience or qualifications

Thats why its so bloody hard for me to find a job :'(

mersey ferries r too sean x

Trainee Admin Assistant ???????????

Note the first word.


Trainee - no experiance required normally.

Its a joke, Iv rang up for jobs like that before and they still ask if i have experiance in that certain job then when i say no they just fob me off

Just sent CV so we will see what happens:>

hmmmm i live a stones throw away and they have security jobs on the go? wonder what the pay is like.

Hey Joe, This could be right up my street. Thanks!!!

According to my old man (worked their up untill 2006) they have taken more than they can chew.

Wheels i will ask at the gatehouse on wednesday if you want when am next in work and ask what it's like and also pay.

yeh cheers Phil

OOOhh Welding

Robbo, its coded welding, where you need a certificate! You need to be examined once a year and get your cert renewed. I can wield a mean welding torch but i could never pt myself up against thoes guys!

God loves a tryer

lots of training to be had at monksferry cos they will need people soon, dont know what security get but it will be lots better than min wage im sure. think the labourers are on about £12 an hour and trades about £16

Thanks joe. I told my dad about this when you first posted. He got in touch and heard nothing!
Good news- they offered him a job+ hes started there last week. Dont know what job he doing-merchant seaman by trade-but thanks again. Made up for my dad, he was so pissed off on the dole.

brill!