Ok, let's try and think of things that make us


HAPPY

Waking up each morning.

Alcohol and music

Music and my pets.
Going out and about with DD,

And the joy of getting the car going again after it breaks down

xx

getting paid for a job well done

A bit of the other




No wonder I'm so grumpy

Stick to the women Dilly...

Moaning about the Royal wedding and TV programmes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=291ET6Py6H8

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Being aware of what is really going on.

Go on then, I'll bite. What is really going on?

Intimacy!!!!! With someone you really love!!

Ah ! Now this has made me HAPPY for Dilly. All ails cured ??

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-42155489

Damn cheek ! I don't need tablets, it's a puncture repair kit for my doll that I need. It went down on me

I thought that would have been a bonus Dilly.

Well Casper I took it back to the shop where I purchased it to complain and they charged me an extra 50 quid for the extra service they said the doll was providing

Did you buy it off Del boy Dilly? He of Trotters Trading...

No Cools, I would never buy anything from a cockney wide boy

I think he's only telling half of the story, Casper.

Do you want the whole story granny ? blow by blow, I've heard you are a sucker for a good story

Hold your hats ,its getting to be a wind up

[quote=Dilly

Damn cheek ! I don't need tablets, it's a puncture repair kit for my doll that I need. It went down on me
[/quote]

Thought they were supposed to have a hole in?

Thought they were supposed to have a hole in?
[/quote]

So that's where I've been going wrong

Thought they were supposed to have a hole in?
[/quote]

Dilly's must have two :

Dilly's must have two : [/quote]

The blond ones don't oops

Fill her with nitrous oxide Dilly and she will laugh at it..

Tape the mouth up

But .... nah, I'd better not comment

puncture repair kit......Wilkos 1.00 lol

Casper is having a 'HAPPY' day today.