just felt i neede to share this handy hint.......when youve chopped an onion be careful not to pick a ciggy up and take a drag without washing your hands as i just have haha borkfest yuck heehee

My mate has a pair of vintage biggles style goggles that he wears when he's chopping onions.

have to put me mazzas on next time ha

keep your mouth shut......it seems to work. unless your really upset for murdering onions

it wasnt my eyes it was the fact i didnt wash my hands then lit a ciggy and took a pull with onion fingers ewwwwwwwwwwwwww it wasnt good haha

One of the chefs was cooking with Chillis, he took a "rest break" and forgot the Golden Rule that you wash your hands BEFORE as well as after.

His screams put most Hammer House of Horror to shame.


I am willing to bet now that EVERY guy reading this has paused for a second to consider the pain....

oooouchh haha

i have a great trick to chopping onions


i look really busy and shout for the missus to gimme a hand, and say "do us a favour and chop them for me please "


works every time

i heard that chopping them under water works, but i cant hold my breath long enough

im just going to boil them whole from now on

Hello Guys the chopping onion has a little track of sulfuric acidity in it. it spray in the air and irritates your eyes.you could get a chopping onion at wal-mart or some food market to help quit irrigating eyes.Thanks!!

If you put a bit of bread on the chopping knife you have no problem at all but keep the outside door open just in case.