i wondered were i dropped that bolt in work

Posted By: vw_kyle i wondered were i dropped that bolt in work - 6th Oct 2009 2:28pm

pork pie

What's he moaning about, miserable bugger. If it had been a nut fair enough because some people are alergic to nuts.

lol

Watch springs, they're a bad thing to find in a pork pie as well.

Id be more surprised to find some nice quality pork

Originally Posted by BandyCoot

Watch springs, they're a bad thing to find in a pork pie as well.

What sort of watch springs

We discussed this last week bert.

That's cleared that up.

308 metres medium wave. We're on the same wavelength.

But is anybody else,

I wonder sometimes. I keep getting these voices in my head.

Your kind of watch spring in a pork pie - please no!!

Originally Posted by Snooze

Your kind of watch spring in a pork pie - please no!!

Snooze knows what we're on about bert. She's on 308 as well.

I think shes on more than that.

you don't mean ......?????

Yes i do mean..............

In that case I don't know what you are on about.......

Its best you don't know what I'm on about.

*boy-oing*

Or could be twwwaaaaaannnggg!

bert and bandy = wrong'uns

Originally Posted by

"Each product we make is subject to vigorous checks and must also pass a metal detection test before leaving the factory."

Clearly, they're not

This thread is nuts.

Wonder if they've fixed the problem yet?

has anybody found the nut that was on the bolt? or did that SPRING AWAY

Told a girl once that she would make a good mechanic because she certainly slackened my nuts. She sacked me.

did she give you a screw at any point?

will you two just bolt up

Originally Posted by Shadow_Omega

did she give you a screw at any point?

Alas, no.

Who the fook is Alas

Mis-spelled. Should have been "A lass".

Back to the pie... Worst thing to find in a pie is HALF a creature...

Bri

re: bri445's comment. When we lived in Saughall, we had yogurt delivered with the milk. One day......... took a spoonfull of yogurt - yummy. Hello - what's this ?? Yep, you guessed it, HALF a small worm !!!! PEUK !!

Not the milkmans's fault but the dairy's. Showed it to the milkman saying I wasn't a happy bunny. That half worm kept us in free butter and yes... free yogurt for quite a while.

Excuse me.... I've got to go to the bathroooooom !!!!!

watch springs would be a good idea as it would floss your teeth as you chew

Well, it was NATURAL yoghurt!
Nature in the raw!

I think he's telling porky pies.

Just when you thought all the puns were exhausted

no chance, this "thread" could go on forever!

Unless we wind it up!

like calling it a knob-head or something like that?