Went out for some dinner, and decided to put some fuel in the car whilst I was out.
So Im leaving the petrol station behind a Vauxhall Zafira, and he stops to give way at the main road.
Im watching 50/50 - car in front / whats coming from the right. It clears to the right and the Zafira moves away, so I gibe it one last look to check if its clear - which it is, so I progress - straight in the the back of the fooking Vauxhall which has stalled exiting the petrol station
I turn the engine off, and look up to see the door fly open on the Vauxhall, and the smallest dwarf Ive ever seen has to clamber down from the seat and falls out of the car
So Im in stitches, and try to get out of my car, holding in my laughter.
The lil fella walks round the back of his car - face like thunder, looks at me and says in an angry voice...
"IM NOT HAPPY!!!"
To which I replied....
"Well, which one are you then??"