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not far to go 11mins
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Landed 5.3 million mile journey omg

you can probably see repeats of the landing all night wink

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Nassa TV isnt just for Launches and Landings there
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there is a space mission on wink
it took off a few days ago.

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there still up there repairing some foil wink
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its just landed, and missed it again frown

re-runs will be on soon enough

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The shuttle is at the space station again.

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A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area.

A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'did you call for me?'

The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?'

She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain..

It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she led him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.

Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted.

Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. 'Did you call for me? ' asked the hairy man....

'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.

'You must be new.' answered the hairy man,

'It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.’ The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer.

The newcomer stagg ered back to the colony office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked.

'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'

'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.'

'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day.
I'm outta here.

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