There could be a vacancy for a new Moderator.
The job is unpaid,unappreciated and enless soul destroying hardwork,oh and you maybe asked to organise a cosy walk!
If interested,watch this space for further updates!

Which forum?

Seems a bit vague; as your name isnt Mark, and this isnt the way he does things anyway, I will assume it is for another forum; in which case, why can you not just recruit an existing member from that forum?

I'm guessing Bezzy is employing 'sense of humour' here, which some seem to be resistant to...

Nevertheless, its news to me

We have a jokes section for that

Matt I thought better of you!
It's tongue in cheek. Thanks Miss for being on the ball!