Hi all,

Just a warning that there is fake Andrex being sold around the Oxton/Prenton areas.

It looks like the real thing only when you come to use it it rips easily.

Not good.

Should,nt that read SNOT good

hahahaha.

WE all need to wipe away the sh*te!!from the hidden depths of life. BUT please as ste says dont use andrex!.

Ste, is this just a tissue of lies ???

hahahahaha

do not get conned into a bum deal.

maybe the company is on the skids (sorry )

I could see through it straight away when i wiped my arse!

be a smarta@@e, only use genuine andrex !

just don't get bogged down with paperwork

Ste, it looks like you are the butt of everyones jokes.

i thought he looked a bit flushed

I think he thinks we are all( Potty ) to believe this crap.

ha ha ok. shall i make this the bottom joke

the jokes get crapper

Hahaha

Dirrehea and eggy burps, fake andrex, these stories stink to me !

this threads gone down the pan

Someone asked Ste why he had so much nicotine on his fingers.
Nicotine ?

Just let me get this straight. Ste reckons that fake Andrex is a rip-off, have I got this right?

The jokes are on a roll now.

see they are advertising it now B.O.G.O.F.

is this what they call toilet humour?
please don't poopoo this idea

Ste has really left his mark on this thread.

dont you think we should just wipe these jokes!!

can't be arsed

hahahahaha

Ste, the boy in striped pyjamas.

Does Ste drink in skid row ?

bottom line, these jokes are poo

xD

its a bummer

If you think the jokes are s@@t, you should see Ste's grots.

someone should start a movement against this...

we will be making a collection for Ste, so please dont put your old newspapers in the recycle bin.

he thinks he's a sergeant because his undies have got three stripes in them

Ste asda are now doing recycled toilet paper with a log of the previuos owners, you may feel you want to decline the log!

this thread brings a whole new meaning to the phrase
' being down in the dumps'

Ste has now put a deposit on a new loo roll.

is it true?
ste's favourite group was the floaters

... or at least just go through the motions !!

Ste has now found an alternative to toilet paper, he is having a rectal band fitted but I think this may cause him to talk a load of s@@t

I herd on the radio there is a new song just been "released" its called "who let the sh*te out"!..bum bum bum bum bum......

ive just listened to the alternative version of otis reading song,
sitting on the bog for a day

( sitting on the dock of the bay )

alternative ( who let the dogs out) dum dum dum dum dum.... ste i hope you know ?? what you,ve started..( this could go on for months ?)..

so is this real or is it crap?

I suspect it's just a tissue of lies... we should give this thread the bum's rush, before it gets bogged down with crap jokes!

ive seen the advert for these duff bog rolls,
misic is provided by the sister of chris rea,
her name is DI

This thread just keeps on going, I think it's got runs.

Pebbledash more like hehe

Here in Wallasey they're selling it free with fake Cadburys biscuits.
You buy the fake Andrex and you get chocolate fingers free.

Nice to see this thread reborn, Ste has certainly earned his stripes on this one.
Hope nobody wipes it off .

is this the first thread or is it number two

Just seen eartha kitt on a pony and trap, going for a jimmy white.

just borrowed a great book off ste
richard the turd

Can we call it squits now?

Ste has been bogged down with film offers, they want him to play the leading roll. Gone with the wind maybe ?

Ste made a statement today saying he refuses to play a Klingon in the new film, Planet of the grapes, even though he knows it would earn him piles.

i heard he was also offered the lead in winnie the pooh

Winnits run its course it'll gradually taper off.

Ste will be playing Sanitary Claus, in which he will deliver his big Yule log.

no sleigh, he'll be driving shitty shitty bang bang