I'm getting moderate stomach cramps, stomachs rumbling alot, bad roar eggy burps and a case of the wild Heather Trotts.
Hot and Cold, shivvering and generally feeling unwell..
Any Idea what this could be.
Nothing to worry about i hope.
Have you made your Will ???
Tummy bug? If not repeated violent expulsions, from both ends-it may be Noro Virus. ( a horrid gastro virus)
Bloody awful. Sip water, and I mean
sip. Symptoms do not last long.
Be thorough with hygiene. Avoid public places until 48hrs after symptoms cease.
Tummy bug? If not repeated violent expulsions, from both ends-it may be Noro Virus. ( a horrid gastro virus)
Bloody awful. Sip water, and I mean
sip. Symptoms do not last long.
Be thorough with hygiene. Avoid public places until 48hrs after symptoms cease.
I would get it checked out mate. drink alot of water and soup, but best seek Docters advice
if you are not dead in the morning, ring the quack !
if you are dead, ring the co.op
I woke up at 2.30am last week expulting 'yellow water' at both ends,violentaly, every 15 minutes.
Came completley out of the blue.
Lasted less than 24 hours, horrid at the time.....
Tummy bug? If not repeated violent expulsions, from both ends-it may be Noro Virus. ( a horrid gastro virus)
Bloody awful. Sip water, and I mean
sip. Symptoms do not last long.
Be thorough with hygiene. Avoid public places until 48hrs after symptoms cease.
I would get it checked out mate. drink alot of water and soup, but best seek Docters advice
if he got Noro virus-he wont be able to look at a tin of soup!!!
And you will lose a few pounds!! I did!! lol not
urgh, took much information guys, sounds like nuro-virus though
Yeah it sounds like that, a lot of it going round. Lots of people at work have had it. Make sure you wash your hands after being out (anywhere).
Think it might be too late...he's not replied! Only hope he's not been using Andrex.
Does your head spin? Are you talking in a deep menacing voice?
Is your bed jumping up and down? Are you keeping up with your Mortgage payments? You could be getting Re-Possessed. Also it could be them shitty Andrex going around.
I woke up at 2.30am last week expulting 'yellow water' at both ends,violentaly, every 15 minutes.
Came completley out of the blue.
Lasted less than 24 hours, horrid at the time.....
Sounds like half of it came out of the brown!!
Shaun, hope you didn't come here for sympathy!!
Well it's happened! I've got the s#its via Wki Wirral. I could actually S#it through a J cloth. And i've got the eggy breath. I've also put a dead pig in the bathroom as an air freshener. Any urban explorers want to come and have a look? I can guarantee it'll be the most dangerous thing you've ever done.