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Posted By: chev_chelios desperate scousewives - 23rd Nov 2011 4:38pm
monday e4 10pm
Posted By: Wench Re: desperate scousewives - 23rd Nov 2011 4:42pm
Oh dear smack The title says it all raftl Another show to avoid methinks snob Thanks for the heads up happy
Posted By: chev_chelios Re: desperate scousewives - 23rd Nov 2011 5:17pm
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Posted By: gypsyjune Re: desperate scousewives - 23rd Nov 2011 5:41pm
Originally Posted by beer_money
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Ahh I`d forgot about that ,thanks for reminding me lol,That should be good to watch laugh
Posted By: kimpri Re: desperate scousewives - 23rd Nov 2011 10:51pm
I know the two lads,Chris and Mark,E4 have been filming in their house all week !!
Posted By: Wench Re: desperate scousewives - 28th Nov 2011 10:06pm
Oh dear Gods smack I've watched 7 minutes of it and I already feel like I've killed off a million brain cells.

The 2 girls with rollers in their hair, I've seen them in Liverpool one and pissed myself laughing at them. In the voice of one of them "oh the shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame" raftl

I hate the accent with a passion.
Posted By: Headcoat_TheMrs Re: desperate scousewives - 28th Nov 2011 10:13pm
I quite like the accent.....what I hate is the 'put on ' scouse accent they tend to use in programs like this


TheMrs
Posted By: Wench Re: desperate scousewives - 28th Nov 2011 10:16pm
Originally Posted by Headcoat_TheMrs
I quite like the accent.....what I hate is the 'put on ' scouse accent they tend to use in programs like this


TheMrs

That seems to be used widely on this side of the River too no I think that's why I find it so irritating.
Posted By: poodlepup Re: desperate scousewives - 28th Nov 2011 10:17pm
Haha warning switch channels now! Grab the mind bleach and scrub real hard!

Arrrrrrrrrrgh he's just mentioned anal bleaching wtf!!!
Posted By: Sarah_ZR Re: desperate scousewives - 28th Nov 2011 10:31pm
I think its good but they will never be as good as essex
Posted By: chev_chelios Re: desperate scousewives - 28th Nov 2011 10:32pm
im sat next to 1 lol
Posted By: Wench Re: desperate scousewives - 28th Nov 2011 10:33pm
I didn't waste any brain cells on that thankfully raftl I think I'll stick to the likes of University Challenge and Question Time raftl
Posted By: Touchstone Re: desperate scousewives - 28th Nov 2011 11:21pm
I'm with you Wench. Can't understand why anyone would want to watch this mindrot. X-Factor, T.O.W.I.E., Scousewifes; seems like we're becoming a nation of morons.

Thank God for the likes of David Attenborough. Still something great to watch on TV. oldman
Posted By: Wench Re: desperate scousewives - 28th Nov 2011 11:28pm
Originally Posted by Touchstone
I'm with you Wench. Can't understand why anyone would want to watch this mindrot. X-Factor, T.O.W.I.E., Scousewifes; seems like we're becoming a nation of morons.

Thank God for the likes of David Attenborough. Still something great to watch on TV. oldman

I guess we're just getting old raftl I'd rather watch something that either stimulates my mind or gives me knowledge.

My only exception to that rule is Jeremy Kyle - it's an endorsement for enforced sterilisation if ever I saw one! I like to make a bet with myself as to how many full sets of teeth (not including Jeremy, the crew and the audience) there will be on each episode I watch raftl
Posted By: GrandMasterFlash Re: desperate scousewives - 29th Nov 2011 2:55pm
I watched a bit of it, you know, for educational purposes, my god it's awful! The acting is sooo bad, and some of the things they come up with, 'You can't beat a scouse lad', yeesh!
Posted By: ResearcherTony Re: desperate scousewives - 29th Nov 2011 2:57pm
ive heard that its all about bleaching? im only quoting twitter and facebook reactions so im not sure if it is true, as there is no way i would watch reality tv.
Posted By: Touchstone Re: desperate scousewives - 29th Nov 2011 3:00pm
Anal bleaching apparently. I remember the Fat Slags in the Viz getting it. It's enough to put you off your dinner.
Posted By: GrandMasterFlash Re: desperate scousewives - 29th Nov 2011 3:01pm
I didn't get as far as anal bleaching o.O
Posted By: ResearcherTony Re: desperate scousewives - 29th Nov 2011 3:02pm
sounds like rear wheel drive is popular in liverpool nowadays haha
Posted By: Wench Re: desperate scousewives - 29th Nov 2011 4:03pm
It made me laugh on the news today. They interviewed 3 girls from Liverpool about it and one said (in broad scouse accent) "I 'ate 'earin' scouse accents on the telly, it sounds dead common, like what you'd 'ear in Birken'ead" (sic).

Oh the irony raftl
Posted By: _Ste_ Re: desperate scousewives - 29th Nov 2011 4:12pm
sick sick

HAHAHAAA everyones laughin, the whole worlds laughin in disgust!

sick sick


My what happened to the beetles era they are all thinking.


Posted By: poodlepup Re: desperate scousewives - 29th Nov 2011 4:12pm
Haha i only tuned in when i saw Wench's post,wanted to see the girls with the curlers!!
I lasted all of 3mins,before i morphed into my grandmother and uttered her words,"what is the world coming to"
Posted By: chev_chelios Re: desperate scousewives - 29th Nov 2011 4:14pm
ah it had the desired effect. People are talkin about it! No 1 said lid or la in the show.
Posted By: chev_chelios Re: desperate scousewives - 29th Nov 2011 4:22pm
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Posted By: ResearcherTony Re: desperate scousewives - 29th Nov 2011 4:26pm
Originally Posted by Wench
It made me laugh on the news today. They interviewed 3 girls from Liverpool about it and one said (in broad scouse accent) "I 'ate 'earin' scouse accents on the telly, it sounds dead common, like what you'd 'ear in Birken'ead" (sic).

Oh the irony raftl


Liverpool does have a common hate for Birkenhead and its people, they are always slagging the place off.
Posted By: Touchstone Re: desperate scousewives - 29th Nov 2011 4:58pm
As do some Wallasey people. wink
Posted By: paxvobiscum Re: desperate scousewives - 4th Dec 2011 6:31pm
Originally Posted by Touchstone
Anal bleaching apparently. I remember the Fat Slags in the Viz getting it. It's enough to put you off your dinner.


The thought of it is gross.

This is the worst TV programme I have seen in years. It is worth watching once just to see how dreadful it is.
Must admit my daughter and I will be watching tomorrow and texting each other. Do hope the rest of Britain does not think all Merseysiders are like those shown in this series
Posted By: chev_chelios Re: desperate scousewives - 5th Dec 2011 8:27pm
awful but watching it tonight lol
Posted By: Sarah_ZR Re: desperate scousewives - 5th Dec 2011 8:39pm
And I've got it on record lol
Posted By: chev_chelios Re: desperate scousewives - 5th Dec 2011 10:11pm
i have to adjust the colour to much orange skin lol
Posted By: Sarah_ZR Re: desperate scousewives - 5th Dec 2011 10:15pm
Lol
I hate girls like that,I use fake tan but only for a bit ov colour lol plus your sheets are a disgrace in the morning lol

They must like changing beds every morning
Posted By: _Ste_ Re: desperate scousewives - 5th Dec 2011 10:16pm
Originally Posted by chev_chelios
i have to adjust the colour to much orange skin lol


LMFAO raftl
Posted By: chev_chelios Re: desperate scousewives - 5th Dec 2011 10:23pm
lol at the spray tan class.
Posted By: Sarah_ZR Re: desperate scousewives - 5th Dec 2011 10:26pm
Lol
Posted By: FiremanFil Re: desperate scousewives - 5th Dec 2011 10:28pm
I used to go out with a girl who used to put Oil of Ulay all over her before she went to bed. I gave her a hug once-and she shot out of the window like a torpedo!!
Posted By: Sarah_ZR Re: desperate scousewives - 5th Dec 2011 10:31pm
raftl
Fill!!!
Posted By: FiremanFil Re: desperate scousewives - 5th Dec 2011 10:34pm
:-)
Posted By: chev_chelios Re: desperate scousewives - 5th Dec 2011 10:41pm
lol at him doing a romeo
Posted By: paxvobiscum Re: desperate scousewives - 8th Dec 2011 12:06am
Originally Posted by chev_chelios
awful but watching it tonight lol


The second episode was the absolute pits.
Are these people real?
Are there people in Liverpool who live like this?
Where do they get the money to pay for this expensive empty lifestyle?
Posted By: _Ste_ Re: desperate scousewives - 8th Dec 2011 12:19am
Cheap trash mate just ignore the money grabbers wink
Posted By: Tombraider Re: desperate scousewives - 8th Dec 2011 12:27am
Originally Posted by chev_chelios
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lol chev ya funny.
Posted By: RUDEBOX Re: desperate scousewives - 8th Dec 2011 12:40am
Grim, indeed. Bloody awful, brain rotting t.v.
Posted By: Tombraider Re: desperate scousewives - 8th Dec 2011 1:40am
Originally Posted by chev_chelios
lol at the spray tan class.
no 12 setting for a spraytan is a nice colour dosent go orange lol.
Posted By: Sillymoo Re: desperate scousewives - 13th Dec 2011 9:59pm
the whole show makes me cringe the fake accents the fake tan and the crappy acting but i still like to watch haha smile
Posted By: chev_chelios Re: desperate scousewives - 13th Dec 2011 10:14pm
awful acting last nite lol
Posted By: Sillymoo Re: desperate scousewives - 13th Dec 2011 10:20pm
i haven't seen last nights yet will have to watch it on catch up. I cant stand Amanda Harrington she thinks she is some big time celeb no one i know has even heard of her! .... rant over now lol.
Posted By: kimpri Re: desperate scousewives - 13th Dec 2011 10:25pm
the amount of retakes they do as well,
Posted By: gypsyjune Re: desperate scousewives - 13th Dec 2011 10:41pm
Originally Posted by chev_chelios
awful acting last nite lol
Ola Chev lol i have not watched it yet but i will be comparing tans ,did you get a tan in ny Chev lol raftl
Posted By: chev_chelios Re: desperate scousewives - 13th Dec 2011 10:48pm
oh aye it was roasting lol
Posted By: mrhanky Re: desperate scousewives - 13th Dec 2011 10:59pm
i don't see why you are all knocking it so much, i think jerry anderson has excelled himself, i mean you just can't see the strings on the puppets at all and they look so life like it's uncanny.
Posted By: chev_chelios Re: desperate scousewives - 19th Dec 2011 10:14pm
how gay are the gays lol
Posted By: gypsyjune Re: desperate scousewives - 19th Dec 2011 10:56pm
Originally Posted by chev_chelios
how gay are the gays lol
HaHa Chev ,are they gay or just acting ,to be honest i like gay men ,i think they are funny ,are you gay Chev cos i think your funny lol laugh
Posted By: Sarah_ZR Re: desperate scousewives - 19th Dec 2011 10:57pm
Bloody missed it tonight!!!

Will have to watch the repeat tomoz
Posted By: chev_chelios Re: desperate scousewives - 19th Dec 2011 11:07pm
e4+1
Posted By: Tilly Re: desperate scousewives - 19th Dec 2011 11:09pm
it's makes me cringe...I only watched half hour of the first episode that was enough for me crazy
Posted By: Sarah_ZR Re: desperate scousewives - 19th Dec 2011 11:10pm
Thanks chev
Posted By: kimpri Re: desperate scousewives - 19th Dec 2011 11:30pm
Originally Posted by gypsyjune
Originally Posted by chev_chelios
how gay are the gays lol
HaHa Chev ,are they gay or just acting ,to be honest i like gay men ,i think they are funny ,are you gay Chev cos i think your funny lol laugh
Yes, Chris and Mark are in a "civil partnership" and have been for a couple of years (a.k.a. married)
They have recently renewed there vows in the radio city tower

There dogs were the bridesmaids and i don't mean the scousewives ether!!!!!
Posted By: gypsyjune Re: desperate scousewives - 19th Dec 2011 11:34pm
Originally Posted by kimpri1
Originally Posted by gypsyjune
Originally Posted by chev_chelios
how gay are the gays lol
HaHa Chev ,are they gay or just acting ,to be honest i like gay men ,i think they are funny ,are you gay Chev cos i think your funny lol laugh
Yes, Chris and Mark are in a "civil partnership" and have been for a couple of years (a.k.a. married)
They have recently renewed there vows in the radio city tower

There dogs were the bridesmaids and i don't mean the scousewives ether!!!!!
OMG Joe i was only joking with Chev no offence honest wow
Posted By: Tombraider Re: desperate scousewives - 19th Dec 2011 11:38pm
Originally Posted by Tilly
it's makes me cringe...I only watched half hour of the first episode that was enough for me crazy
i have never watched it lol
Posted By: chev_chelios Re: desperate scousewives - 19th Dec 2011 11:39pm
I'm not gay June
Posted By: Tombraider Re: desperate scousewives - 19th Dec 2011 11:40pm
we know you are not Gay Chev.
she only pulling your leg lol.
Posted By: gypsyjune Re: desperate scousewives - 19th Dec 2011 11:47pm
Originally Posted by chev_chelios
I'm not gay June
I know your not only joking Chev but you still make me laugh any way laugh
Posted By: TRANCENTRAL Re: desperate scousewives - 19th Dec 2011 11:50pm
Originally Posted by Tombraider
we know you are not Gay Chev.
she only pulling your leg lol.
whats up with being gay??
Posted By: Tombraider Re: desperate scousewives - 19th Dec 2011 11:51pm
Originally Posted by TRANCENTRAL
Originally Posted by Tombraider
we know you are not Gay Chev.
she only pulling your leg lol.
whats up with being gay??
nothing at all,
Posted By: gemma_gee Re: desperate scousewives - 29th Dec 2011 4:21am
that so called best dj in Liverpool is the worst acting. think he watched a topt from the 90s and thought ahh that's how to look like a dj. he ain't been to gbar or garlands. my chev knows the score he's the best never made it dj lol
Posted By: chev_chelios Re: desperate scousewives - 16th Jan 2012 5:03pm
series finale tonight thankgod lol
Posted By: chev_chelios Re: desperate scousewives - 16th Jan 2012 5:05pm
Originally Posted by gemma_gee
that so called best dj in Liverpool is the worst acting. think he watched a topt from the 90s and thought ahh that's how to look like a dj. he ain't been to gbar or garlands. my chev knows the score he's the best never made it dj lol
behave you.
Posted By: paxvobiscum Re: desperate scousewives - 16th Jan 2012 5:49pm
cry
Posted By: hoseman Re: desperate scousewives - 16th Jan 2012 7:11pm
Fooking Global Brain Rot....!!!! Get a fooking life the lot of ya!! Even joking sbout this `Reality` Bollox isnt funny!!

Rant Awayyyyy! wink
Posted By: gypsyjune Re: desperate scousewives - 16th Jan 2012 8:52pm
Calm down Calm down .I personally think it`s an insult to Liverpool ,scouser`s ect and it`s that bad i can`t help but watch it just to see how bad they can do the next one lol, nothing to do with not having a life :)I take it you don`t like it then Hoseman lol
Posted By: hoseman Re: desperate scousewives - 16th Jan 2012 10:18pm
Now whatever would give you that idea me dears????
Just let me carve the other half of my brain away with a rusty old carving knife and i would be quite happy to watch it in my straight jacket and padded room with the rest of you!
Cant even see the `entertainment` value of this twaddle, you got to seriously have a problem to like this tosh!
What makes it even worse is the braindead morons who (allegedly!!!) act in this.... probably putting themselves on elevated platforms thinking they are now CELEBS. Then youve only got to fart on telly nowadays and the mindless public class you as a celeb!!

STOP THE WORLD...I WANT TO GET OFF!!!!
Posted By: gypsyjune Re: desperate scousewives - 16th Jan 2012 10:25pm
Hey Hoseman i didn`t say i liked it, it makes me cringe and it`s that bad i have to watch it, bit of a difference there lol I`m sure it comes across how it was meant to ,that`s the whole point of it lol
Posted By: Sillymoo Re: desperate scousewives - 16th Jan 2012 10:57pm
tonights ep is CHEESE on toast CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Posted By: Tombraider Re: desperate scousewives - 16th Jan 2012 10:59pm
Originally Posted by Sillymoo
tonights ep is CHEESE on toast CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
lol Sillymoo do you watch it?i hope you dont have the eyebrows raftl
Posted By: Sillymoo Re: desperate scousewives - 17th Jan 2012 12:42am
yes I love it! although it is very fake haha and noooooooo on the eyebrow i would look like a drag queen!
Posted By: Sarah_ZR Re: desperate scousewives - 17th Jan 2012 12:44am
I want this scouse brow I'm afraid guys
Posted By: Tombraider Re: desperate scousewives - 17th Jan 2012 12:45am
Originally Posted by Sillymoo
yes I love it! although it is very fake haha and noooooooo on the eyebrow i would look like a drag queen!
raftl :r:love it,
Posted By: Sillymoo Re: desperate scousewives - 17th Jan 2012 12:45am
do you watch it tombraider?
Posted By: Sillymoo Re: desperate scousewives - 17th Jan 2012 12:47am
Originally Posted by Sarah_ZR
I want this scouse brow I'm afraid guys
go for it!! lol
Posted By: Tombraider Re: desperate scousewives - 17th Jan 2012 12:47am
Originally Posted by Sillymoo
do you watch it tombraider?
No when is it on?is it good
Posted By: Sarah_ZR Re: desperate scousewives - 17th Jan 2012 12:49am
Lol sillymoo honest I do lol
Posted By: Sillymoo Re: desperate scousewives - 17th Jan 2012 12:52am
its finshed now but am sure you could watch the whole thing on 4 on demand there has been about 6 eps its sooooo bad because its dead fake and the acting is terrible for "reality tv" but thats what i love about it..... sarah you can get eyebrows tattooed on that would be quite cool but imagine the pain owchy!!
Posted By: Tombraider Re: desperate scousewives - 17th Jan 2012 12:55am
Originally Posted by Sillymoo
its finshed now but am sure you could watch the whole thing on 4 on demand there has been about 6 eps its sooooo bad because its dead fake and the acting is terrible for "reality tv" but thats what i love about it..... sarah you can get eyebrows tattooed on that would be quite cool but imagine the pain owchy!!
lol your funny.
Sarah you get your eyebrows weaved on it makes them look thick.and shape them the pencil one is a no no.
would you pencil yours sillymoo raftl
Posted By: Sillymoo Re: desperate scousewives - 17th Jan 2012 12:58am
no i would look silly you wouldnt be able to see them anyway i have got a thick full fringe smile
Posted By: Tombraider Re: desperate scousewives - 17th Jan 2012 1:00am
Originally Posted by Sillymoo
no i would look silly you wouldnt be able to see them anyway i have got a thick full fringe smile
lol i got fringe but just slightly above the eyebrow but no i wouldnt ither imagine it would look like we got two rats on our forehead raftl am going to bed sillmoo nice chatting to you. we will have a laugh again.
you take care night night
Posted By: venzuiella Re: desperate scousewives - 28th Feb 2012 10:21am
I have only watched desperate housewives yet and that is a good show for me all the time.
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