Attempted Burglary - 16th Jan 2013 2:20am
To the little gobshite that tried to break into my place on Sunday night:
1. I'm sure your arm will heal soon.
2. And your leg
3. Not sure about your shoulder.
You REALLY picked the wrong house
Don't call again
Tell your friends
I would also like to thank the local plod who after being called to let them know that I'd just battered a burglar found him half an hour later and gave him a warm bed for the night.
Turns out he had a rather large knife stuck inside his trousers as well, he should just count himself the luckiest guy around that I didn't see it
1. I'm sure your arm will heal soon.
2. And your leg
3. Not sure about your shoulder.
You REALLY picked the wrong house
Don't call again
Tell your friends
I would also like to thank the local plod who after being called to let them know that I'd just battered a burglar found him half an hour later and gave him a warm bed for the night.
Turns out he had a rather large knife stuck inside his trousers as well, he should just count himself the luckiest guy around that I didn't see it