im thinking of getting a couple of ducks, no idea why or for what purpose, i just fancy a couple mooching around the garden

does anyone keep them ? Can anyone offer any advice on keeping them please. Not even sure as to what species to get as there are quite a few varieties to choose from.


cheers
Jabber

They poop a lot and can be a bit noisy...

Nothing a pancake and oven can't solve though...

awwwww no i dont want these to eat (honest)

Jabber, they quack a lot and they crap a lot. I'd stick with the Peking Crispy if I was you and get some plastic ones for the garden.

Hey Bandy why didn't you just quote my post

Get down to the Park Jabber!

Oops, Phil, hold my hands up to plagiarising there, inadvertantly of course.

No degree for me then.

I'll have to get down the park soon Bandy! Haven't been for a few weeks!
Take my pancakes with me... I mean loaf of bread...

I wonder what they taste like, the ones from the park. Probably have a nuance of Warburtons in their taste I should think.

Catch one and take it to the stork on Saturday Bandy? Maybe they have an oven?...
unless you're only allowed to eat storks in there?...