A Work Collegues Pet Tortoise has gone walkies out of his Garden in Leasowe, If anyone had any info, please let me know.

Have you got a description, was he waring the usual shell suit,
Hope they find it, if its the kids pet.

HA ha bert that so funny

This Tortoise is still on the loose,so can everyone keep an eye out around the leasowe area please.

What name does it come to?

Flash

Please don't bert!!

Not in front of the tortoise

Do they though? Tortoises...do they do that?









I mean, do they come when you call them?

Ahhhhh ahhhhh he'll save every one of us.

Firstly, I shouldn't think so. I mean, do they have ears??

Secondly - the post says "wneh" yet the quote box says "when" - what's all that abaaaaaaaaaaart??

And now it's changed am I going a little bit mad??

Their ears are there but are just invisible - how else would they be abl eto squeeze thru small holes in skirting boards? Maybe this is how he left?

As for the typo - Jim fixed it for me

With you two going on I'm getting a bit Shell shocked

You shouldn't come out of your shell on here bert.

The thought of a tortoise squeezing through a hole in a skirting board has put a very strange image in my head It involves pensioners - I'll say no more

air raid shelter calls i think

Should I just ask bert what you mean?

NO, I'm going to hibernate

Lettuce not get carried away here. We'll just leaf you alone now.

I was going to say something about going to find yourself a nice warm box but I think I'll drop the matter...

believe it or not, He responds to "BOB".

He escaped from the garden.

I respond to "BOB" too, but I don't think in the same way

I have an uncle Bob...

And Fanny's your aunt

Dont GRASS On me but I shot him with my shotgun, only took 2 SHELLS

Funny No, I didnt think so either,Blame My Mummy

No actually her name's Audrey!

Bobs your uncle, Audrey's my aunt, doesn't have the same ring to it.

A week later, any progress on the tortoise? It's been a while, he could metres away by now.

bob is still on the loose

last seen heading through tunnel to our side (didnt even pay the toll) ill pick him up next week and drop him off for you

does he float or bob?

don't you know - all tortoises are born with an outboard motor up their back ends! you often see them on the boating lake on Vally Rd - maybe that's where Bob was headed...

Are you referring to the same Tortoise from Pipkin?



He use to handle the cash.

And the drugs, by the looks of him!

Bob has been found safe and sound, thanks to everyone.

Good to know

great puns as usual Bert.

Had he got far?

not far at all, he had nested in the garden (burrowed and backfilled) to survive the cold and just came wandering out during that bit of warmth yesterday or was it saturday.

Nice one! Like a hp ending-awww

It is a little known fact that during world war one Tortoises were trained to go out into no mans land and retrieve shot down carrier pigeons and bring them back to allied lines. though many were decorated it is believed this was the starting of presenting medals on a ribbon around the neck, because have you ever tried pinning a medal on a tortoises chest.