Hi Guys

We have got a load of faulty tents from this summers sales probably about 8 in total and after selling over 11 thousand tents just this summer i think this shows how good quality they are the returns include tears holes/broken poles etc etc they all need work to make them good but if anyone would like to pick them up they are welcome to have them must be picked up monday as we are clearing the office ready for next years shennanigans

Pm me.

11,ooo tents sold in one summer,that really is unbelievable!!!

I know i only started working here in march just as the season started and i was astonished at the amount that gets sold we sell online only through ebay and our website from an office

PM sent.

Are tents still available?

Nope someone binned them.

got 5 more available now first come first serve as alot of people were intrested in these.

PM ME

Must be collected tommorow fromt he office between 9-4

People always seem to get murdered in tents. Everytime I put on the news theres a huge tent which the police have cordoned off.

Apart from PaulWirral observing all the murders in tents, has any one else notice the tents are always white ones

these are now gone

cheers kimpri

Do you still work at this place?

I wouldn't fancy one of those big white round tents - they look a bit too open at the front...Never heard of the make 'Forensics' either, rather stick to the traditional - Lichfield etc

No, Dont work for these anymore they relocated and i decided i didnt fancy moving 400 miles away.

Might be able to sort discount though if you need anything.

I'll let you know. Wouldn't mind getting hold of a satellite tent but all there seems to be out there these days is tunnel tents....

imagine if you were called two of them by someone clever in a doctors coat

if I were called 'two of them' by anyone one I'd be worried Its hardly '7 of 9'....

i meant too tense miss. is your ladder by your ankle?

No its over one eye - just getting ready to nip to the bank in the village...

the adventures of missguided's tights...where will they go next lol

in the bin

mr clown has declined to comment as it would not be seen in a very good light in the divorce courts. mr. cockroach bsc (bronze swimming certificate)

25M or 100M badge?

Have you seen the new pop up ones, but family sized. Bout £180. Well worth it.

Have you noticed though, no matter where the murder occurs, they always start their investigation in "earnest". Does anyone know where Earnest is

Poor Earnest...back to the smashed-up ring gag...