If you stood in front of the gate of St. Peter, what would be your first question?
Saw this somewhere else. Thought it might be 'interesting' on here!
Why do you take all the good one's?????
wouldn't have a question as it doesn't exist!!!!
where is God ? I have a few questions for him.
where is God ? I have a few questions for him.
In people's imagination
What time is the next bus home?
What time is the next bus home?
They run every 15mins, the closest stop is on the Highway to Hell
[quote=casper]What time is the next bus home? [/quote
God knows !
Which came first....the chicken or the egg??? WHY DID the chicken cross the road? Where is the end of the rainbow?
Why do you let all the pervs and nonces live to a ripe old age while the good die young ?
???
I take it this is a question for those religious nuts out there?
Why????
Probably more for the philosophical nuts out there!
Hey Peter Dont suppose youve seen Christopher Hitchins or Richard Dawkins pass this way
Would you be interested in Buying some Double Glazeing? We are working in the area and..........!
When were these gates last painted ?
Hey Mister... Can I have my ball back ??
never mind supper....i want my dinner first.
Hope God isn't on the net,or we are all for it.
god is all hearing and seeing so beware
can i have the wifi password please,
i need to log on to wikiwirral.
get the beers in i am parched.
please form an orderly queue at the gates.
I would imagine that there is quite a queue, so I shall ponder whilst I'm waiting......
first customer...
If you stood in front of the gate of St. Peter, what would be your first question?
Who robbed the other gate?
where is the golf course
ah its better to be late in this world than early in the next lol.
hahaha
If you stood in front of the gate of St. Peter, what would be your first question?
Who robbed the other gate?
You KNOW there is more than one gate, Zipper???
I used to swing on them when I was younger.
Swimging is not aloud.....
nite peeps
oxoxoxox sunny
Now back to gate swinging..
can I see your security badge ?
haha.
afternoon all you saints and sinners.
once you enter there is no going back
at your peril
morning
all alone here...has everyone gone to hell????
There are many of us trying to clamber out of Hell at the moment. Keep me a place in the queue please, Sunny.
I'm going to ask St. Peter if my pets are waiting for me.
whats he doing here?
oh dear.
Goodness! we would never have guessed.
mmmmm
I think this from Adam, is the best question so far.
there is plenty of room for everyone here.
I'm here to tarmac your drive
rover loves being submissive
oh dear neddy.
the last two posts were put on here by mistake sorry
ummm on second thoughts heaven may not be such a good idea
heaven can wait....hell is the place to be