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Posted By: granny The Gate of St.Peter - 9th Jun 2013 10:28pm


If you stood in front of the gate of St. Peter, what would be your first question?



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Saw this somewhere else. Thought it might be 'interesting' on here!
Posted By: nickie Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 9th Jun 2013 10:49pm
Why do you take all the good one's?????
Posted By: mrhanky Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 10th Jun 2013 12:21am
wouldn't have a question as it doesn't exist!!!!
Posted By: Dilly Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 10th Jun 2013 6:21am
where is God ? I have a few questions for him.
Posted By: Bizzybee1 Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 10th Jun 2013 8:13am
Originally Posted by Dilly
where is God ? I have a few questions for him.

In people's imagination
Posted By: casper Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 10th Jun 2013 8:19am
What time is the next bus home?
Posted By: TheDr Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 10th Jun 2013 8:37am
Originally Posted by casper
What time is the next bus home?


They run every 15mins, the closest stop is on the Highway to Hell
Posted By: Dilly Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 10th Jun 2013 8:49am
[quote=casper]What time is the next bus home? [/quote
God knows !
Posted By: AdamS Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 10th Jun 2013 9:27am
What did I do right?!
Posted By: cathie Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 10th Jun 2013 10:19am
Which came first....the chicken or the egg??? WHY DID the chicken cross the road? Where is the end of the rainbow?
Posted By: Dilly Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 10th Jun 2013 11:41am
Why do you let all the pervs and nonces live to a ripe old age while the good die young ?
Posted By: _Ste_ Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 10th Jun 2013 2:24pm
???

I take it this is a question for those religious nuts out there?
Posted By: granny Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 10th Jun 2013 2:59pm
Why????

Probably more for the philosophical nuts out there!
Posted By: fish5133 Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 10th Jun 2013 9:51pm
Hey Peter Dont suppose youve seen Christopher Hitchins or Richard Dawkins pass this way
Posted By: woofie Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 6:28am
Would you be interested in Buying some Double Glazeing? We are working in the area and..........!
Posted By: Dilly Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 7:49am
When were these gates last painted ?
Posted By: Anonymous Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 8:44am
Hey Mister... Can I have my ball back ??
Posted By: Dilly Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 9:46am
What time is supper ?
Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 9:55am
never mind supper....i want my dinner first.
Posted By: Dilly Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 10:02am
Hope God isn't on the net,or we are all for it.
Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 10:06am
god is all hearing and seeing so beware
Posted By: kimpri Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 3:46pm
can i have the wifi password please,
i need to log on to wikiwirral.
Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 7:54pm
get the beers in i am parched.
Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 8:08pm
please form an orderly queue at the gates.

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Posted By: RUDEBOX Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 8:09pm
I would imagine that there is quite a queue, so I shall ponder whilst I'm waiting......
Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 8:16pm
first customer...

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Posted By: granny Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 8:19pm
Do you have a back door?
Posted By: ZipperClub Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 8:23pm
Originally Posted by granny


If you stood in front of the gate of St. Peter, what would be your first question?


Who robbed the other gate?
Posted By: neddy Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 8:27pm
where is the golf course

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Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 8:30pm
ah its better to be late in this world than early in the next lol.

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Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 8:36pm
hahaha

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Posted By: granny Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 8:47pm
Originally Posted by ZipperClub
Originally Posted by granny


If you stood in front of the gate of St. Peter, what would be your first question?


Who robbed the other gate?


You KNOW there is more than one gate, Zipper??? think
Posted By: ZipperClub Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 8:56pm
I used to swing on them when I was younger.
Posted By: granny Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 8:59pm
Swimging is not aloud.....
Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 9:01pm
nite peeps

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Posted By: ZipperClub Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 11th Jun 2013 9:06pm
oxoxoxox sunny

Now back to gate swinging..
Posted By: Dilly Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 12th Jun 2013 6:18am
can I see your security badge ?
Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 12th Jun 2013 7:29am
haha.

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Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 12th Jun 2013 1:08pm
afternoon all you saints and sinners.

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Posted By: neddy Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 12th Jun 2013 4:53pm
once you enter there is no going back

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Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 12th Jun 2013 5:15pm
at your peril

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Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 13th Jun 2013 7:26am
morning

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Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 13th Jun 2013 5:23pm
all alone here...has everyone gone to hell????

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Posted By: granny Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 13th Jun 2013 5:28pm
There are many of us trying to clamber out of Hell at the moment. Keep me a place in the queue please, Sunny.

I'm going to ask St. Peter if my pets are waiting for me.
Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 13th Jun 2013 5:41pm
whats he doing here?

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Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 13th Jun 2013 5:44pm
oh dear.

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Posted By: granny Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 13th Jun 2013 6:08pm
Goodness! we would never have guessed.

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Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 13th Jun 2013 6:11pm
mmmmm

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Posted By: granny Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 13th Jun 2013 6:16pm
Originally Posted by AdamS
What did I do right?!


I think this from Adam, is the best question so far.
Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 14th Jun 2013 2:26pm
there is plenty of room for everyone here.

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Posted By: eddtheduck Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 14th Jun 2013 2:44pm
I'm here to tarmac your drive raftl

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Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 14th Jun 2013 3:57pm
rover loves being submissive

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Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 14th Jun 2013 3:58pm
oh dear neddy.

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Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 14th Jun 2013 4:21pm
the last two posts were put on here by mistake sorry
Posted By: neddy Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 14th Jun 2013 4:48pm
ummm on second thoughts heaven may not be such a good idea

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Posted By: sunnyside Re: The Gate of St.Peter - 14th Jun 2013 5:43pm
heaven can wait....hell is the place to be
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