I recently met an old girlfriend from many years back. Had many snogging sessions back then although that was about as far as it went. Not my choice you understand but then I am male.

Perhaps it was just as well it didn't go too far as accidents happen especially pre pill days and the years have not been kind to her. What was worse was that her breath was foul and it was difficult just talking to her.

I'm no oil painting and a hell of a lot older myself but my breath doesn't smell or at least my wife says it doesn't. Another one I used to go out with had about ten kids last time I heard. None of them mine I might add!

Sounds cruel I know but had a lucky escape I think. Any others encountered an ex and thought the same?

Be gentle with me ladies!

I went out with a halitosis horror a fews times - many years ago. She did have her good points though! hem. cough....

Dont worry Morseman..it happens.

My only bad experiences so far are seeing girls a few days after... they dont seem to grasp the idea of one night.

Your all thinking too long term - Im sure it applies to either sex, but what about the morning after the night before!!!

I'm quite lucky I guess - I'm still good friends with all my exes bar 3, but that's only because I don't know where they are living now. Some from a long while ago, I see sometimes and think "I'm so glad I didn't stay with you" but then I'm sure they may think the same thing about me

they either go lez or go huge! If that comes adross as shallow thats because it is!

Pert?

Craig, you slaaaaaag!

I had a boyfriend who had the most offensive feet. I had to escape to another town in the end just to be polite.

A lot of blokes I used to know seem to be going bald now and I'm only 33.

you are shockingly shallow! disgusting!

So you put your foot down and legged it did you?

All girlfriends have gone onto be successful, one is a Phd, two others went to Cambridge and Oxford. Didn't really have short term GF's. They all went to the same school though!

my ex was a complete phycho went i finished with her she started a hate campaign against me on myspace!

i signed up!

Are you going bald or something?

Im bald, but its by choice....A solar panel for a sex machine!!!
I WISH!!!!

btw i have nothing against bald men - or bald women for that matter

No but i did boldly go where no man has gone before

Where's that then?

near loughborough i believe!

what a place - only ever passed through on the train

dont start me on fish!

or is it?

I saw an ex girlfriend before when I went for milk, and have to say she is much better looking than I remember. She's put a bit of weight on but she still has it

Everyone puts weight on in the end - it must be gravity

Quite; without gravity there's no weight. (Still the same mass though).

She looks better for it to be honest

I`m more into the slimmer lass, no strength for carrying them to bed these days.

Zippy, Im the one!!!

I`m on my way, roll back the duvet you wont need it. You`ll be cooking on gas when I get there :-)

LOL!

xxoxoxox

mandy **, winnie **, esther ****,paula ***,jan **, debbie *, pam *, karen *****, lynn *****, lyndsey and her 3 legged dog ****,
wife.
Not in chronological order

I`ve had one or two, but I would still have the love of my life back. When I was 17, loved her to bits but her dad was going to destroy me if I touched her lol. Like I was a Casanova at the age of 17.. I wonder if she comes on here?