You need a fooking gas mask to walk down the street these days because of all the morons getting cancer on the instalment plan. fooking idiots.
Every time I see a cigarette packet lying on the floor, I stamp on it hoping that one day it'll be a full one.

Yeah... but we need people to keep smoking to keep our taxes low lol!

Every cloud n all dat

I've heard about this.. it wont stop people from smoking lol they thought the ban would.. didnt really make a dent. People will smoke no matter who likes it or who does and doesnt agree with it. Im quitting anyway, so it wont affect me.. not that it does atm lol

Good luck Izzyeth... but if they increase taxes, ur name will be on the hitlist

They can shove their increase up Mr Browns fat arse lol

Just think of it like this...you give the bloody government enough of your hard earned cash..why give them anymore?

Yeah, and you will be heading up there with the increase, since its people like you who are the reason for the increases lmao

Actually its Brown and Blair but there we go haha

Hey dont blame me for any kind of increase !! what have i done ? lol

your quitting smoking... you are fueling Browns fire for more tax increases lol

youve signed up for cancer by instalments...

I'd tell you exactly what is making tax higher.. it involves people on a boat coming over and mooching benefits.. lol

Comments about cancer arent to be seen as funny or used as a throw away comment.. tyvm..

nope its the fookers already over here, the bag head sitting off on £200+ a week claiming disability n allsorts, houses gerrin dun up for free etc and a nice £10,000+ per yr methadone course for 10 yrs+ claiming they are "getting off the drugs"....

Not to mention the £3billion a year we are wasting in fighting America's shitty battles

well...your the one smoking..not me...

Lol, technicalities, technicalities

Haha, well said bud

yup people arent coming here "mooching benefits anymore"...in fact they are leaving!!...tis smackhead and doleits that cost us the extra cash..not to mention the 10k MPS can claim for a new kitchen!

Damn.. can i claim that for a new kitchen ? for 10k it better make me a cuppa at the press of a button

I think they only get £100 for a tea machine and £250 for a coffee machine, tis so harsh on them poor MP's I tell ye!!!

oh and 700 quid for a stereo!

I like the way they get £270 for a recordable dvd specicified... most of them are so stuck up their own arses they would lose the fookin remote in their intestines!!

well u gotta watch urself on telly havent you!

Why of course, record all you're chums sitting in a big hall chatting shit about fox hunting, the price of champagne, more money for you're carpets etc, you know, the things that really matter!!

well..they can only claim 22k in total ..so that makes it ok dont it?

bit low that though, it should be higher cos if you think about how much it costs to furnish a house, and their £60,000+ per year basic salary in addition to the grant, its a measly tbh I think you will agree.

They should start a campaign for more money lol.

I think they do such a great job of representing the people they all DESERVE more money.....in fact lets get them to vote wether they should increase how much money they get!

makes me feel sick, why the hell are they alowed to do this

Cos we are in the UK and the public are happy to sit back and let the government do what the fook they want to!!

And the best thing is... Labour will still get voted in next time, no matter how many scandels they get themselve embroiled in... there is too much "party loyalty" getting in the way of realism in the voters of this disasterous country!!