Have your worked your girlfriend out yet ?

I'm only asking as iv been with my Nikki for about 7 weeks now and im still learning stuff about her but we seem to be arguing alot the last week or so, I don't wanna go into to much on here lol

if ever u answer this question you will be a god

7 weeks and arguing, the honeymoon period should be 3 months lol, take a step back and decided from there,all the best whatever happens to both of you

Its over silly little things tho thats the thing lol

i would defo take a step back, 7 weeks u should both be floating in the clouds and perfect in each others eyes in every way, then after 3 months the novelty wears off lol, take a few days apart and see how it goes, if she goes mental at the sugesstion there is your answer if not then maybe its workable

I'm not even going to say anything to that post

whatever happens all the best to both of you tho

i have an easy solution to women

buy a v8, that way woman is not an option (unless u have joes money!!)

Cheers fella.

I was jobless (only just found a job) So she ain't after my money

women are VERY complex lmao!! as if u dont know that already lol!!i do actually agree the the ap..take a step back for a day or 2...see how the arguing pans out...if u need to chat pm me x

You will never figure them out mate, the ancient egiptians couldn't and they build a wonder of the world! The ancient greeks and all their maths couldn't work them out! So i'm sure we mere mortals are all screwed lol!

How are men supposed to understand women when they even understand themselves

I've found the solution.....

my god.... joe, i think you've cracked it !!

Joe you hit the nail on the head

Just learn to nod in the right places.
Dont even try to work them out.

Arguing over silly little things... your lady has something she needs to talk about and she's making arguments outa everything to try and get something off her chest... well, its what i do and i know alot of others do it... that or she's sick of the sight of you

Stress causes the most upset/arguments in a realationship. agree with some things, disagree with others. Talking always helps lets them get off steam, buy a random present, be it a rose, a book, scratch card and they will like it (hope the scratch card is a winner lol)

If you ever understand a woman, write a book on it.

i have given up trying to understand them.

LFC (Love them, F*** them, Chuck them)

note in this very important diagram, every little ball is a thought that a woman is processing at that precice moment in time, note a man only has two balls to use for his thinking, i hope this helps

Yeah we all care about cali more then any girl

They were the words she said to me today

gutted lol... well wot dya say other then... yeah, and you're point is???

To be fair mate the way shes acting i might aswell lock myself up then she will be happy,

Thats the way shes making me feel.

Thats not good... av u told er this?

Its what we argue over all the time lol.

To be fair, I think its had its days now

oh dear

sorry to ear it matey

Maybe its me, Maybe i just like hanging out with me mates and ain't ready for a proper relationship yet, Maybe its her wanting me all to herself, I am only young at the end of the day.

I just don't know

HELP !

dont really no what to say matey... erm.... maybe meet up with her an talk again,,,, see were that gets u x

I'm a soft git tho and always give in to what they want even if it makes me unhappy, I don't like hurting anyone, I'm to much of a nice person lol

once upon a time (true story)
i went with a lass, for four years, same arguements which eventually led to things like, who have i been speaking too, why was i at the shops 33 seconds longer than i should have been, then if i got a shower and put on a clean shirt it meant i was shaggin someone.

moral of the story

you had a lucky escape mate, you are young, get out and enjoy single life for a bit.

I am sure many lads (and lasses) here would agree, walk away why you are still mates

have u actually split up hun?

And thats the end of that

Sorry to hear that mate, plenty more octopussy in the sea so to speak.

I've been with my wife for 8 years and I'm still learning stuff about her, its what makes a good relationship imho.

sorry mate, keep your chin up tho...

tonight is friday, slappers are out there, the slppers are your oyster, go forth and find that slapper, save decent girls for when you are a tad older and remember these very proffessional chat up lines

do you fook on first dates and does your dad own a brewery.

live life, dont hold back

Friday it is indeed, Slags watch out, The pimp in his Carisma is about

Sean lad...to be fair...you did well having her as long as ya did...It looked like it was just gonna be a New Brighton Car Park fling.....but it lasted just a "tiny" bit longer so played to ya fella......I know whatll cheer u up tho...



Tesco Create your Own decorations Gingerbread Cookies !!!!!!!!!!!!



Not that I can buy ya them..being in preston nd all....But Im sure someone kind enough will like....

Cheers fella

just dont go out on the rebound tho Sean, just lookin for a 'bit', as good as it seems, you'll probably end up feeling worse about yourself for doing it..... have some free time to enjoy yourself and sort your head out.... you never no, she may realise how unreasonable she was being..;-)

Ill be out in the car mate so wont be going out on the rebound, But if its offered on a plate, Ya know

It gets fooking worse by the min

oh no whats appened???

seany seany sean......... u there fella ????

I am now, Better late than never

ya loon !

been with my wife for twelve years and believe me shes still a fookin enigma :>

kid asks dad 'how much is it to get married, dad ys, don't know I am still fooking paying'

pmsl funny

Give up on women and become a monk

or buy an expensive car so women are out the question

Why is it you always hear things 2nd hand..........

Lol, more trouble with girls then??

No, Not really, Only found out shes been fooking one of me good mates for weeks and both didn't have the balls to tell me and i end up finding out 2nd witch is worse i think.....

bad shit man... at least it wernt whilst you where with er, but still a bitch, evenmoreso finding out second hand!

Thats what i mean, Its finding out 2nd hand thats pissed me off, Me mate has been normal round me n shit like that but fooking me ex and didn't even have the balls to tell me.

I would of been ok with it if they had just told me, But for a mate to go behind my back like that is bang out of order, meant to be my mate at the end of the day, Its finding out off someone else thats the annoying bit.

I'm turning gay!!!!!!!!!

Yep I agree. But don't give you're ass to Cali just yet, you have plenty of years ahead of you before you have to decide that the grass is greener on the other side and you're fate all along is to be gay

And love can be found in the most unusual and unexpected ways am walking proof haha!

If all else fail's... just become like Sanchez. On the verge of gay, but never getting there

I wouldnt say hes gay, or anywhere near to being gay....

Id just say "disturbed" - very, very disturbed

Lmao disturbed

You may be onto something there!!

funny how in on reply is the word GAY and in the very next box its CALI. ps sean your mates no mate to go on like that, get out and shread some tyres and enjoy yourself and remember if its offered on a plate take it and ask for seconds, do the relationship thing in a few years

Tell me about it mate.

"Words" will be said tonight........

i can think of two you could say....... JOG and ON, in that order

....if he wants a day off work, apparently he wanders round the house the night before, with a pencil up each nostril, and some (dirty) bills on his head...

blackadder all over again then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5a9m_t6PN0
go here to see this quality classic of stuymac's description

How to work girls out more like boys! My god! Tom has Recked my head to the MAX!! I want you back!

Whos that girl in your car tom?

Tom: I'm 100% certain its you that i want. Few hours later I want nothing to do with you!.. (I caught him out tellin a few fibs) Go make cakes with SEAN! (Long story)

HES CRAZYYY! So couldnt take it no longer and told him to stay away from me! I'm over it! Aint hurd from him since
Woppaa!

I dont know how men are supposed to understand women, when 1/2 the time women dont understand themselves....

lol!

Well men are just all confusing! So ive given up! Well i wouldnt class Tom as a man!

I understand myself!

does this mean your single then

Haha nothin gets past you does it Sanchez... come one peachy, give the lad a date, he's been trying for one on here for months now and so far, only Chris has offered him one

and he stood me up

awwww

Ill give you a date

you just want me for the car

How dare you !!!!! I'm no petrol sniffer

ass sniffer

Ass feeler more like it

It does mean i'm single yes! Lovin it!



But I got my eye on a lil cutey

xx

Poor Sanchez... another one of his hopes and dreams has been dashed

awww Sorry!

Lol, he'll get over it... Sanchez is nothing if not a regular reciever of knock backs. Everyone on Cruisewirral has at some time, unfortunatly had to disappoint the geezer... you are just the latest on his list to cross off.

some of the male member have given him the knock back aswell

damn...thats why i get so much grief!

Me too, although matt doesn't know it yet

Matt it is who you think it is

Sean?

TeHeHeE!

rrrr bless, cruise wirral - bringing lovers together

Haha nice one

Tell me about it lol!

Cough cough, What am i missing now my nets been cut off

Lmao Sean

So did you kiss her yet, spill the beans??

wouldnt yoooooooou like to know haha!

Its all because of the crispy cake topic!-(Long story why)
But now all we get off Tom is GO BAKE CAKES!! haha!

Iv already dug myself a hole coz the other night i called him Tom!!!!!! We was havin a lil joke n he said sumfin n i said oooo go home Too...sean! Coz i'm so used to arguin wit tom in mine and then sayin oh just go home tom! It was just atomatic! haha was funny, but he uses it against me now!

Give a fook

so when's the devorce

if any guy on ere knows how to work women out...let me know i bin tryin for years!!! lol

Awww, and I never got an invite to the wedding

hahaha!
SEAN- wateva! Boverrrrdddddddd!!!???

Well he made ME ask HIM!! Then he said NO!


But then he asked me hehe!

If anyone finds the answer to this question, I'd like to know too.

I can't work men or women out - all I know is, we're just not compatible

Sorry mate, There are stranger things in heaven than on Earth but non stranger than women and their double standards. If your complaint about her was she thought more of her mates then it would have to be acceptable. Take your place in servitude or be a monster like the rest of us.

Nikki, my nemesis, now there's a dangerous woman.

Working women out.... The simple answer is DONT, cant be done bud, will only fook up your head trying!!!!

43 years and I'm still working on it. If you get it figured out I would be inquisitive.