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Posted By: jonah O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 5th Aug 2007 8:27am
ONLY 2 DAYS TIL THE BABY'S DUE... AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH !!
LI'L BABY GRACE IS DUE ON TUESDAY... WILL KEEP U ALL INFORMED thumbsup yipee bananadance bananalove
Posted By: Mark Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 5th Aug 2007 9:05am
What time lol
Posted By: jonah Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 5th Aug 2007 9:11am
steve... she is goin to need evicting!!! no way is she gona come tuesday! this lil madam is very happy were she is! lmao....

*note to self cut out the chocy an Subway! she may get fed up then*

haha Gail x
Posted By: fordsteve Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 5th Aug 2007 9:19am
fingers crossed for you both
Posted By: spinking Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 5th Aug 2007 11:04am
Goodluck.

Thankgod i am a man and dont have to give birth.
Posted By: Waddi Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 5th Aug 2007 12:03pm
Dont hold your breath mate, both of mine where a week late.

Warning Warning Adult content about bringing on labour in spoiler.

apparently intercourse is the most natural and effective way of bringing on labour, something in your sperm, softens the cervex! happy clicky clicky

If they dont work, at least you had fun trying!!! thumbsup
Posted By: Mark Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 5th Aug 2007 12:08pm
Where's me cervex lol

Let your fingers do the walking lol

• Nipple stimulation This will release the hormone oxytocin and may help start labour. It's only likely to be successful if your cervix is 'ripe' and ready to dilate, otherwise it seems to help with the ripening process. There is no agreement on how much nipple stimulation you need, or how often, to stimulate contractions.


Or if all else fails go for a walk.
Posted By: Waddi Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 5th Aug 2007 12:20pm
Originally Posted by Mark
Where's me cervex lol


Spelling doh, I meant cervix
Posted By: Mark Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 5th Aug 2007 2:30pm
So where that one then "Cervix" raftl
i'm having a laugh lol
Posted By: fordsteve Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 5th Aug 2007 2:56pm
lmao raftl
Posted By: jonah Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 5th Aug 2007 5:46pm
pmfsl u fellas r soooo funny, u know more than the mom an baby site i go on rofl!!!!....btw the tips u've give aint worked so far sorry so off to asda tomorrow to buy me 7 pinapples an a vindaloo rofl rofl

xx GAIL xx bananadance
Posted By: fordsteve Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 5th Aug 2007 6:57pm
bloody hell were you going to stick that many pineapples lol
Posted By: jonah Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 5th Aug 2007 7:01pm
lmfao!!!
Posted By: fordsteve Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 5th Aug 2007 7:37pm
just try and frighten gail mate lol
Posted By: jonah Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 5th Aug 2007 7:48pm
ste ,,, he did today i shit him up more tho when i pretened to be in labor lmfao even me dad kaked himself lol

Gail x
Posted By: fordsteve Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 5th Aug 2007 7:51pm
lmao you should not do that to a man of his age could give him a hart attack lol and am talking about ste notyour dad lol
Posted By: Waddi Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 14th Aug 2007 6:57am
Any sign yet mate?
Posted By: jonah Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 14th Aug 2007 3:28pm
hi hun this is gail ( i was nosin lol) shh dont tell,.... any way no sign yet 40+7 now lol so were looking at gettin intouch with nasa for a spare rocket lol! midwife tomorrow so fingers crossed they do somat! smile
Posted By: fordsteve Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 14th Aug 2007 8:27pm
god think this baby scared of you already lol good luck for tom
Posted By: jonah Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 15th Aug 2007 7:34pm
update: went to hozzy today, had scan to make sure baby facin right way... she is , so gail got another appt on friday to try and start her in labour, and if that dont work she'll be given an appt to have a C-section... keep u all informed ! wink
Posted By: fordsteve Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 15th Aug 2007 8:58pm
bloody hell mate think this baby happy were she is lol good luck mate fingers crossed
Posted By: Waddi Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 15th Aug 2007 9:26pm
I feel a sweep coming on, (sorry to be so graphic, Gail will know what Im taking about)
Posted By: jonah Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 16th Aug 2007 11:57am
rofl waddi she had 1 yest sod all happend, got another tomor lmao! bet every 1 is wondering were sooty an sue are rofl
Posted By: jonah Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 17th Aug 2007 7:02pm
update went the hospital today, tried to start labour off, so its just a matter of waiting.... but, if no sign of baby grace by wednesday, gail is booked in to have a c-section.. wink
Posted By: fordsteve Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 17th Aug 2007 7:26pm
bloody hell mate well we both got our fingers crossed for you
Posted By: Waddi Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 18th Aug 2007 5:19pm
fingers crossed mate, we're all thinking of you!
Posted By: Mark Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 19th Aug 2007 10:05am
c section

Why don't they call it a smiley section as that's what a 'c'
looks like turned to its left lol .


Come on Gail PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The pain of Child Birth. You know it hurts...
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Posted By: jonah Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 19th Aug 2007 10:19am
this is gail. thanks mark, really made me giggle... u wanna try sh****ng a basketball lol raftl
Posted By: BMW Joe Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 19th Aug 2007 10:45am
Originally Posted by jonah
this is gail. thanks mark, really made me giggle... u wanna try sh****ng a basketball lol raftl


think im just confused, should the missing letters be itti or aggi?? omg
Posted By: fordsteve Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 19th Aug 2007 11:39am
lmao
Posted By: Waddi Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 19th Aug 2007 2:41pm
Apparantly the closest a man comes to the pain of childbirth is passing a kidney stone through your you know what.
Posted By: jonah Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 19th Aug 2007 6:30pm
Originally Posted by Waddi
Apparantly the closest a man comes to the pain of childbirth is passing a kidney stone through your you know what.

lol how do u come up with these facts waddi, it worries me lol... and joe, is that a fetish of urs, shaggin a basketball ? raftl shifty
Posted By: Waddi Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 19th Aug 2007 6:42pm
IM surprised you dont know them Jonah, I only know them coz I have 2 kids and did a lot of research about being a good birthing partner.
Posted By: jonah Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 19th Aug 2007 6:45pm
know allsorts of weird facts mate from seein all gails mother and baby sites and the fathers section on them, but not that one, have u tried this then ? lol omg seeyu
Posted By: Waddi Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 19th Aug 2007 6:50pm
I dont think its something you get an option about, fortunatly I've never had a stone.
Posted By: fordsteve Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 19th Aug 2007 6:52pm
ok just reading the posts making my eyes water lol
Posted By: jonah Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 19th Aug 2007 6:53pm
i no, all 3 of mine are waterin too lol raftl cry
Posted By: Waddi Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 19th Aug 2007 7:01pm
Jonah takes it to the gutter, lol
Posted By: fordsteve Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 19th Aug 2007 7:23pm
well i dont think any one else could stoop any lower than that lol
Posted By: Mark Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 19th Aug 2007 11:12pm
us bloke are tough as old boots.
see ping pong training camp Bangkok style raftl
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no bats or pain killers required.

should we start a book on how many stitches lol
Posted By: fordsteve Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 21st Aug 2007 6:30pm
good luck for tomorrow mate got fingers crossed for you
Posted By: jonah Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 21st Aug 2007 6:32pm
cheers mate. will post wheni can tommorrow night and let u no how things are.. wink
Posted By: fordsteve Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 21st Aug 2007 6:33pm
cool nice one mate give gail our love as well
Posted By: jonah Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 21st Aug 2007 6:42pm
ok mate, will do....
Posted By: BMW Joe Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 21st Aug 2007 8:03pm
Yeah good luck for 2moro smile
Posted By: Mark Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 21st Aug 2007 10:24pm
Good luck and all the best wink

yu going to youtube the birth lol
Posted By: Waddi Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 21st Aug 2007 10:54pm
Ive already wished you all my luck via PM, but I want to jump on this band wagon.

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Posted By: Pomp Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 21st Aug 2007 10:58pm
Same here, i'll join the wagon 2!!! Gd Luck

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Posted By: Mark Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 21st Aug 2007 11:00pm
Is it Gail or Jonha were wishing good luck,
as one of them is the spectator lol

Good Luck Gail smile smile smile

Posted By: MGCraig Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 21st Aug 2007 11:10pm
ooooo.bandwagon....seriously mate good luck.....it can be stressful for you alone
Posted By: Waddi Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 21st Aug 2007 11:12pm
Originally Posted by Mark
Is it Gail or Jonah were wishing good luck,
as one of them is the spectator lol

Good Luck Gail smile smile smile


both really

As a birthing partner you do a lot more than just spectate, granted no where near as much as the mother to be, but its still pretty tiring and stressfull. I await the rant from the woman about the pain of child birth or C section and men having it easy, which tbh we do.

With it being a c-section, is she going out for it or having an epidural, and are you going to be present (as this is an option when its pre-planned, but you cant be there for an emergency section)
Posted By: Mark Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 21st Aug 2007 11:15pm
I found a web page showing the C-Section while looking for child birth pics for pomp lol

So August 22nd it is then wink

Yeh i was only messing, Good look and well wishes to both of
you, lets hope its a nice and early new baby smile

More time for the pub lol
Posted By: Waddi Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 21st Aug 2007 11:22pm
IMHO the earlier the better so you have the day with your new baby before the midwives turf you out and you cry all the way home because you've had to leave your new baby, I never did this tho.

Little tip, The midwifes/nurses etc try to turf you out at 9pm(9am -9m visiting for fathers) If you keep the noise down, they're that busy they wont even notice you are there and you may get an extra hour.

Plus the parking is £2 a go, but the parking attendants clock off at 9pm and leave the barrier up, just check before you buy your exit ticket
Posted By: jonah Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 22nd Aug 2007 6:59am
thanks everyone for your good wishes, will let u all no when baby's here... cry grin
Posted By: fordsteve Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 22nd Aug 2007 4:43pm
jonah just txt me baby grace elizabeth was born at 3.52 this afternoon and weighed 7lb 7 mother and baby fine. well done you to made up for you both and welcome to the world grace thumbsup
Posted By: BMW Joe Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 22nd Aug 2007 5:09pm
congrats smile
Posted By: Waddi Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 22nd Aug 2007 5:33pm
Congrats to Jonah and Gail

Welcome to Grace, Newest Wikiwirral member.

I was gonna leave the announcement to the Daddy himself tho. ruining his big moment ste.

get some pics up asap Jonah.
Posted By: krisGTi Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 22nd Aug 2007 5:36pm
congrats matey
Posted By: Mark Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 22nd Aug 2007 9:18pm
Just got to my pc,

Well Done to Jonha and the new family addition.

I got a text too wink

Made up for you. Congratulations.
Posted By: MGCraig Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 22nd Aug 2007 9:53pm
Congratulations you guys..well done....its gonna be my bro and sister in law in that situation ina few months...

Hello Grace
Posted By: Davey_Martin Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 22nd Aug 2007 10:02pm
gonna be my bro and sister in law next month hehe - congratulations all round! smile
Posted By: jonah Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 22nd Aug 2007 10:46pm
well people, here she is, daddies' li'l princess, say a big wikiwirral welcome to Grace Elizabeth Jones. Born 22/8/07 at 3:52 pm, weighing 7lb 7oz.... gail and grace doin fine... will get a better pic up when i get some off the camera, this ones off my phone so is not the best qaulity.... it dont show how beautiful she really is... grin grin bananadance laugh

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Posted By: Mark Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 22nd Aug 2007 11:03pm
Jeeeze she looks big,

congrats again fella, wink

I refuse to go all gooey on the forums about a baby lol
Posted By: jonah Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 22nd Aug 2007 11:08pm
she actually really tiny mate, am so tired so god knows gow gail feels, am so proud of her and how brave she has been, thanks to every one for their kind words... happy
Posted By: Mark Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 22nd Aug 2007 11:11pm
congrats to mum wink

Tell her to get on her feet again soon,
and get her arse into tescos as the cupboards are bare lol


"daddies' li'l princess" awwwww <--- thats as gooey as i'm going
Posted By: jonah Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - 22nd Aug 2007 11:14pm
pmsl, i believe u dude, liar lol... cheers mark, will pass the message on as i'm runnin away... well think i best go try and get some sleep... Work rang me before and told me i could have the day off tommorrow, nice of them innit !!
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