steve... she is goin to need evicting!!! no way is she gona come tuesday! this lil madam is very happy were she is! lmao....
*note to self cut out the chocy an Subway! she may get fed up then*
haha Gail x
fingers crossed for you both
Goodluck.
Thankgod i am a man and dont have to give birth.
Dont hold your breath mate, both of mine where a week late.
Warning Warning Adult content about bringing on labour in spoiler.
apparently intercourse is the most natural and effective way of bringing on labour, something in your sperm, softens the cervex!
clicky clicky If they dont work, at least you had fun trying!!!
Where's me cervex lol
Let your fingers do the walking lol
• Nipple stimulation This will release the hormone oxytocin and may help start labour. It's only likely to be successful if your cervix is 'ripe' and ready to dilate, otherwise it seems to help with the ripening process. There is no agreement on how much nipple stimulation you need, or how often, to stimulate contractions.
Or if all else fails go for a walk.
Spelling doh, I meant cervix
So where that one then "Cervix"
i'm having a laugh lol
lmao
pmfsl u fellas r soooo funny, u know more than the mom an baby site i go on rofl!!!!....btw the tips u've give aint worked so far
so off to asda tomorrow to buy me 7 pinapples an a vindaloo rofl rofl
xx GAIL xx
bloody hell were you going to stick that many pineapples lol
just try and frighten gail mate lol
ste ,,, he did today i shit him up more tho when i pretened to be in labor lmfao even me dad kaked himself lol
Gail x
lmao you should not do that to a man of his age could give him a hart attack lol and am talking about ste notyour dad lol
hi hun this is gail ( i was nosin lol) shh dont tell,.... any way no sign yet 40+7 now lol so were looking at gettin intouch with nasa for a spare rocket lol! midwife tomorrow so fingers crossed they do somat!
god think this baby scared of you already lol good luck for tom
update: went to hozzy today, had scan to make sure baby facin right way... she is , so gail got another appt on friday to try and start her in labour, and if that dont work she'll be given an appt to have a C-section... keep u all informed !
bloody hell mate think this baby happy were she is lol good luck mate fingers crossed
I feel a sweep coming on, (sorry to be so graphic, Gail will know what Im taking about)
rofl waddi she had 1 yest sod all happend, got another tomor lmao! bet every 1 is wondering were sooty an sue are rofl
update went the hospital today, tried to start labour off, so its just a matter of waiting.... but, if no sign of baby grace by wednesday, gail is booked in to have a c-section..
bloody hell mate well we both got our fingers crossed for you
fingers crossed mate, we're all thinking of you!
c section
Why don't they call it a smiley section as that's what a 'c'
looks like turned to its left lol .
Come on Gail PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The pain of Child Birth. You know it hurts...
this is gail. thanks mark, really made me giggle... u wanna try sh****ng a basketball lol
this is gail. thanks mark, really made me giggle... u wanna try sh****ng a basketball lol
im just confused, should the missing letters be itti or aggi??
Apparantly the closest a man comes to the pain of childbirth is passing a kidney stone through your you know what.
Apparantly the closest a man comes to the pain of childbirth is passing a kidney stone through your you know what.
lol how do u come up with these facts waddi, it worries me lol... and joe, is that a fetish of urs, shaggin a basketball ?
IM surprised you dont know them Jonah, I only know them coz I have 2 kids and did a lot of research about being a good birthing partner.
know allsorts of weird facts mate from seein all gails mother and baby sites and the fathers section on them, but not that one, have u tried this then ? lol
I dont think its something you get an option about, fortunatly I've never had a stone.
ok just reading the posts making my eyes water lol
i no, all 3 of mine are waterin too lol
Jonah takes it to the gutter, lol
well i dont think any one else could stoop any lower than that lol
us bloke are tough as old boots.
see ping pong training camp Bangkok style
no bats or pain killers required.
should we start a book on how many stitches lol
good luck for tomorrow mate got fingers crossed for you
cheers mate. will post wheni can tommorrow night and let u no how things are..
cool nice one mate give gail our love as well
Yeah good luck for 2moro
Good luck and all the best
yu going to youtube the birth lol
Ive already wished you all my luck via PM, but I want to jump on this band wagon.
Same here, i'll join the wagon 2!!! Gd Luck
Is it Gail or Jonha were wishing good luck,
as one of them is the spectator lol
Good Luck Gail
ooooo.bandwagon....seriously mate good luck.....it can be stressful for you alone
Is it Gail or Jonah were wishing good luck,
as one of them is the spectator lol
Good Luck Gail
both really
As a birthing partner you do a lot more than just spectate, granted no where near as much as the mother to be, but its still pretty tiring and stressfull. I await the rant from the woman about the pain of child birth or C section and men having it easy, which tbh we do.
With it being a c-section, is she going out for it or having an epidural, and are you going to be present (as this is an option when its pre-planned, but you cant be there for an emergency section)
I found a web page showing the C-Section while looking for child birth pics for pomp lol
So August 22nd it is then
Yeh i was only messing, Good look and well wishes to both of
you, lets hope its a nice and early new baby
More time for the pub lol
IMHO the earlier the better so you have the day with your new baby before the midwives turf you out and you cry all the way home because you've had to leave your new baby, I never did this tho.
Little tip, The midwifes/nurses etc try to turf you out at 9pm(9am -9m visiting for fathers) If you keep the noise down, they're that busy they wont even notice you are there and you may get an extra hour.
Plus the parking is £2 a go, but the parking attendants clock off at 9pm and leave the barrier up, just check before you buy your exit ticket
thanks everyone for your good wishes, will let u all no when baby's here...
jonah just txt me baby grace elizabeth was born at 3.52 this afternoon and weighed 7lb 7 mother and baby fine. well done you to made up for you both and welcome to the world grace
congrats
Congrats to Jonah and Gail
Welcome to Grace, Newest Wikiwirral member.
I was gonna leave the announcement to the Daddy himself tho. ruining his big moment ste.
get some pics up asap Jonah.
Just got to my pc,
Well Done to Jonha and the new family addition.
I got a text too
Made up for you. Congratulations.
Congratulations you guys..well done....its gonna be my bro and sister in law in that situation ina few months...
Hello Grace
gonna be my bro and sister in law next month hehe - congratulations all round!
Jeeeze she looks big,
congrats again fella,
I refuse to go all gooey on the forums about a baby lol
she actually really tiny mate, am so tired so god knows gow gail feels, am so proud of her and how brave she has been, thanks to every one for their kind words...
congrats to mum
Tell her to get on her feet again soon,
and get her arse into tescos as the cupboards are bare lol
"daddies' li'l princess" awwwww <--- thats as gooey as i'm going
pmsl, i believe u dude,
lol... cheers mark, will pass the message on as i'm runnin away... well think i best go try and get some sleep... Work rang me before and told me i could have the day off tommorrow, nice of them innit !!